Monday, May 22, 2006

Lordi Lordi


Dressed as bloodthirsty orcs and warning Europe to "get ready to get scared" the rockers from Arctic Lapland took the stage as Eurovision outsiders and left as winners, taking the bookies to the cleaners and taking the contest to what Terry Wogan described as a new level of foolishness with their song Hard Rock Hallelujah. Em's fightin words from the master of bland muzak.

The cartoon metalheads wore latex monster masks and played spark-spewing instruments as they sang: "Wings on my back, I got horns on my head/ My fangs are sharp and my eyes are red."

This is just not the Eurovision Song Contest I remember. It makes Kurt the Norwegian Hobbit from World Idol look talented.


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