Sad Day for Ozzie Piss Drinkers

Up to 30 tonnes of beer and munchies were lost when two freight trucks collided on the Bruce Highway in central Queensland.

In a devastating sight for beer lovers, tonnes of the amber liquid - primarily XXXX Gold - as well as countless boxes of biscuits and potato chips were strewn across the highway yesterday following the collision about 50 kilometres south of Rockhampton.

Personally it is no bad thing, since XXXX is one of the more dreadful Ozzie beers. Perhaps the good people of Queensland could try some of South Australias finest Coopers Pale Ale instead.