This Guys Tombstone will read "Choked to Death by 217 Fairy Cakes"
An inquest is to be held on a man who died during a contest to see who could eat the most fairy cakes.The man, thought to be from Birmingham, collapsed at a Swansea nightclub during the event at the end of a party to raise funds for an art exhibition.
Police say there are no suspicious circumstances following the incident at the city's Monkey Cafe and Bar during the early hours of Friday.
I love the bit about no suspicious circumstances. So watch out mums when you plan those kids fairy parties.
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Don't you just love it!
I hate watching those idiots gorging themselves on food. Such a bloody waste.
That's like watching a Spanish bull turn on those idiot matadors and giving them a 'good forking'.
Moi must agree with Blisshill on this one.
After-all, you must use 'art' to spell 'fart'.
I don't know - the greed of the man. If he'd just left it at 216 but no - he had to have the one last one, didn't he?
Personally I like one or two. I think that I will be safe.
I didn't realise it was a competition though I did wonder why they were eating fairy cakes in a club.
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