A Frenchwomen has gone to jail for twelve years for slicing off her husbands penis and blaming the dog for biting it off and eating it. The seriously traumatised penisless husband is confined to a psychiatric hospital. The police have not been able to recover the penis.
I wonder what he did to piss her off that much? Speaking for myself, that would be quite an adjustment.
At least this guy got his back.

7 got something to say:
I've always taken the view that dealing with women is a high risk activity.
Then again my major scar to prove this occured when I pointed out during a blowjob that "your sister does it better" so perhaps I'm not the best person to judge.
The worst thing about getting bitten down there is the morning glories that burst the scab - especially when you are still sleeping in the same bed as the sod who bit you and she glories in bursting the scabs.
Wahhh, not nice, but I'm sure she had her reasons...lol
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Serves you self right !
Penis envy, Nunyaa? :)
I've always wondered if anyone would buy "the dog ate" it story... INterestingly (or not) most penis amputations are self inflicted.
まさか家のエレベーターでフ ェ ラされるなんて思ってなかったよ。。ww
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