Who's the biggest farter

Farts (Pop Offs for the polite among us) are tremendously interesting for my kids at the moment. It is up there with bottoms, toilets, burps, boobies and other such "naughty" subjects. According to the kids science programme this morning, Elephants do the most farts, although, according to another source it is termites. I suspect that it may be by volume, noise and smell. Walter the Farting Dog is a fantastic children's story, about a dog who manages to hang in the family despite his horrendodoriferous problem. We always blame Spotty when it happens in our family (especially if he is out of the room). My son loves Shrek when he burps and farts. He is a true expert in this department. More technical information here.