Random Musings from Adelaide, South Australia - A Nice Place to Live
Those Chinese Spies. They are everywhere.
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I quite like that Elin did the scratching and chased him with a golf club. Woman scorned, eh?
Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbingTiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!What does Tiger Woods and a seal cub have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians. Why did Tiger Woods leave his house so early? He wanted to get to the second hole.
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I quite like that Elin did the scratching and chased him with a golf club. Woman scorned, eh?
ReplyDeleteTiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
ReplyDeleteApparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!
What does Tiger Woods and a seal cub have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
Why did Tiger Woods leave his house so early? He wanted to get to the second hole.