Mr Angry Shoots Up the Lawnmower

There has got to be easier ways of getting out of mowing the lawn.

Just buy or rent a few of these guys.

Attilla the Vaccuum

When I vacuum, I like to put on Ride of the Valkyries and go for it. Get out of my way! Spotty is genuinely scared of the vacuum cleaner and when I am sucking up dust, he likes to make little aggressive forays to the vacuum head before retreating and hiding. Very entertaining! Anything to overcome the tedium of domestic chores.