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Kevin Andrews Dodgy CV Saga

Fresh from accusing two Indian Doctors of CV fraud, Saint Kevin Andrews is shown to be a Hypocrite.

Apparently he claimed co-authorship of some books, where he contributed one article out of 25 and took no part in developing the project.

But the publishers do not see his role that way. The name Kevin Andrews is not on the title pages. The publishers credit other authors and editors with assembling these collections. Mr Andrews appears to have done no more than contribute one paper to each — he does not even have top billing.

Over the past week, the Immigration Minister he has been scathing about irregularities discovered in the CV of Dr Mohamed Haneef's former Gold Coast colleague Dr Mohammed Asif Ali. The doctor is reported to have left the country and lost his job for exaggerating his employment in India by three months.

Publishers say they would regard Mr Andrews as merely a contributor to
these collections. The definition of authorship in the Vancouver Protocol cited
by academic bodies such as the National Health and Medical Research Council
requires, at a minimum, "substantial participation (in) conception and design …
drafting … and final approval of the version to be published".

Strong Candidate for Wanker Du Jour

Thanks Ken from Road to Surfdom.

Kevin "Maxwell Smart" Andrews to Waste More Taxpayers Money

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Immigration Minister Kevin Andrews is set to waste more taxpayers money fighting the decision of an Australian Court to return Dr Haneef's visa. He has the full support of John "Spot the Terrorist" Howard and Philip "Dangerous Muslim Alert" Ruddock, who are both as involved as Andrews in the failed political lynching campaign.

Apparently this little set back does not fit well with their attempts to take the tone of the election campaign even lower.

Alexander "Who Me? Downer, was too busy working on the China Angle in the Sledge and Sludge Rudd Campaign, to comment.

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