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The comments are classic. Did I really grow up in that country?
It's cos he was in the toilet by himself and he rubbed one out, ripped the heed, choked the chiken, beat the bishop, polished the rocking horse, stripped the fig, whipped the frog, whacked the cyclops, test-fired the one-eyed yogurt thrower, had a tug of war with the skin flute, debugged the purple-helmeted warrior of love, played pocket polo with the soft soap dispenser, tickled the mango, wrestled the dragon's tail, unloaded the morning missile, kneaded Willy the one-eyed wonder-worm
Great Scottish One Liners
