Check this before going out in the morning

Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World Yet?

Thanks Sean and Jams.

I was only a little concerned. We are very far away and it is good to know.

While we are waiting, Jams does a very good line in very bad Aussie Shakespearean jokes.

Coober Pedy was on the news tonight because there are no police on duty after midnight and emergency calls are routed to Port Augusta. Instead of a local bobby after midnight the local council has installed 20 surveillance cameras on the main street. Probably one of the highest densities in the Antipodes and worthy of an episode of the Bill. Coober Pedy may not be a bad place to hang out waiting for the world to implode since everyone lives underground. I will also have to look out for Koala Tea. Milk and two sugars please.