The Dog Ate My Homework for Adults

A Frenchwomen has gone to jail for twelve years for slicing off her husbands penis and blaming the dog for biting it off and eating it. The seriously traumatised penisless husband is confined to a psychiatric hospital. The police have not been able to recover the penis.

I wonder what he did to piss her off that much? Speaking for myself, that would be quite an adjustment.

At least this guy got his back.