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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Join The Great Australian Internet Blackout


The Federal Government is pushing forward with a plan to force Internet Service Providers to censor the Internet for all Australians. This plan will waste millions of dollars and won’t make anyone safer.
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It won’t protect children: The filter isn’t a “cyber safety” measure to stop kids seeing inappropriate content such as R and X rated websites. It is not even designed to prevent the spread of illegal material where it is most often found (chat rooms, peer-to-peer file sharing).
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We will all pay for this ineffective solution: Under this policy, ISPs will be forced to charge more for consumer and business broadband. Several hundred thousand dollars has already been spent to test the filter – without considering high-speed services such as the National Broadband Network!
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A dangerous precedent: We stand to join a small club of countries which impose centralised Internet censorship such as China, Iran and Saudi Arabia. The secret blacklist may be limited to “Refused Classification” content for now, but what might a future Australian Government choose to block?
Help turn the lights out on the proposed Internet filter by joining the Great Australian Internet Blackout.
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Spasticus Autisticus for Number One « The Ben Lomond Free Press


Great story. Hard to reconcile the older face in the interview with the energy of his work in his heydey.
Fantastic artist.

Bobby Darin sings "Mack the Knife"


Number 1 on the day I was born.

Don't get out of bed Version 27


See, this is the sort of depressing development that makes one lose faith in modern Britain. Hopes had been hight that, for the first time since 1979, conditions would be right for the Grand Match between 2,000 curlers representing the North and South of Scotland to take place on the Lake of Menteith. (It's not simply a matter of the ice being thick enough; there musn't be any snow on the lake either.) And indeed the weather has played its part and in a better, saner world the bonspiel would be going ahead.
But that reckons without our health and safety culture. So the Grand Match is off:
The sport's governing body, the Royal Caledonian Curling Club, said in a statement it was greatly disappointed the match could not go ahead.
The club said the decision had been made after "extensive discussions" with the emergency services.
The statement added: "It has not proved possible to address all health and safety concerns and receive the full backing of the emergency services within the timescales involved.
"Without achieving this it would be impossible to gain the necessary insurance to hold the event. Every possible effort has been made to facilitate this unique event but it has been acknowledged that public safety must remain the primary concern."
[...]Central Scotland Police, who were involved in the negotiations, said they had a number of "serious concerns" about the proposed bonspiel.
Supt Davie Flynn said: "We understand the attraction of such an event and recognise this is an unique opportunity for people passionate about their sport to participate in. However, there are clear and obvious risks and the safety of the public could not be guaranteed."
So, rather than help this great and traditional occasion take place, the police have, it seems, done their best to make sure it doesn't happen while also preventing individuals from exercising their own judgement and taking their own decisions.
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A diet of baked beans, green tea and oily fish will keep you healthy.

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Baked beans

Great for soluble fibre (the type that helps to lower blood sugar and cholesterol levels), baked beans also give you 6g of protein per average serving; about the same as in a medium-size egg. Have them on toast, with a baked potato or, if you absolutely must, straight from the can.

Green tea

Swap a couple of cups of your builder’s brew a day for green tea. Especially rich in polyphenols, green tea antioxidants have antibacterial and antithrombotic roles, and regulate the immune system. The lazy man’s solution to boosting antioxidants, which may also help to fight tooth decay.

Oily fish

Fling fresh sardines under the grill, or have them from a can; either way, like mackerel, salmon and anchovies, they are great for omega-3 oils, which seem to make platelets in the blood less likely to clump together and cause a clot.






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Kraft swallows Cadbury -Now leave the taste alone

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Bill McLaren, the BBC's 'voice of rugby', dies, aged 86 - Telegraph


McLaren was not just the best commentator the game has known, he was also the sport’s finest advert – a man of infinite humour, compassion, enviable professionalism, fairness and common sense.

For many McLaren, who died in his beloved town of Hawick, in the Scottish borders, provided the ultimate rugby template. The standards of behaviour and sportsmanship that he expected from a game that can occasionally tread on the wild side, are the standards to which we should all aspire.
His was the friendly, schoolmasterly voice that became synonymous with toasted crumpets and Sunday evening around the coal fire watching Rugby Special. We have badly missed him since he retired in 2002 and that loss will only be accentuated now.
McLaren’s genius was both as a brilliant, intuitive wordsmith and an individual who, through tragic circumstance, had learnt to put life in proportion.

 

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Mr Eugenides: Kiwi bansturbation


The risque Air New Zealand campaign, shows a so-called cougar "starving itself on sparse vegetation during the day then hunting large slabs of meat at night" by stalking a young man at a bar. Despite the man's attempts to ward off the woman's advances, the cougar has "not tasted fresh meat for days" and drags her prey to an inner-city flat often forcing them to listen to "Enya or the Eurythmics".
The term "Cougar" has been coined for sexually aggressive older women on the hunt for younger men, with actress Courteney Cox recently starring in TV comedy "Cougar Town".
But rape prevention charities and women's rights groups have branded the online campaign offensive and sexist.
New Zealand's Rape Prevention Education said it was appalling, disgusting and degrading.
"We have also had complaints from male survivors who have been raped by women and they are very distressed that their situation is being laughed at and made out to be humorous," said director Kim McGregor.
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    Scotland's story in 100 objects - The Scotsman


    SCOTLAND'S history is most often remembered as a dark drama etched out on a stunning landscape by the bloodstained battlefields of Mons Graupius, Bannockburn, Flodden, Culloden and many more. But there was another more constructive side to it, and the surprise is how much evidence of that has survived thousands years of murder, massacre and mayhem.
    Scots were also among the pioneers in collecting and preserving materials to illustrate the progress of humanity that, by the time of the Enlightenment in the 18th century, they believed had taken place. They had themselves, after all, gone in a couple of generations from cutting throats in the Highlands and burning witches in the Lowlands to gracious living in the New Town of Edinburgh and mechanising labour at New Lanark. They wanted to mark the change and preserve the memory of it for future generations. This is why Scotland has some of the best museums and art galleries in the world.

    Whaur's Nessie?



    LOCH NESS
    by William McGonagall

    Beautiful Loch Ness,
    The truth to express,
    Your landscapes are lovely and gay,
    Along each side of your waters, to Fort Augustus all the way,
    Your scenery is romantic...
    With rocks and hills gigantic...
    Enough to make one frantic,
    As they view thy beautiful heathery hills,
    And their clear crystal rills,
    And the beautiful woodlands so green,
    On a fine summer day...
    From Inverneaa all the way...
    Where the deer and the doe together doth play;
    And the beautiful Falls of Foyers with its cystal spray,
    As clear as the day,
    Enchanting and gay,
    To the traveller as he gazes thereon,
    That he feels amazed with delight,
    To see the water falling from such a height,
    That his heed feels giddy with the scene,
    As he views the Falls of Foyers and the woodlands so green,
    That he exclaims in an ecstasy of delight -
    Oh, beautiful Loch Ness!
    I must sincerely confess,
    That you are the most beautiful to behold,
    With your lovely landscapes and water so cold.
    And as he turns from the scene, he says with a sigh-
    Oh, beautiful Loch Ness! I must bid you good-bye.
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    Monday, January 18, 2010

    Bishop blasts Immoral Monks over Buckie

    A bishop has condemned Buckfast, the fortified wine made by monks and regarded by some as the scourge of Scotland. The Right Rev Bob Gillies, Bishop of Aberdeen and Orkney in the Scottish Episcopal Church, accused the Devon-based Benedictine monks of betraying Christian values.
    Bishop Gillies is the first senior clergyman to criticise the monks of Buckfast Abbey, who have always claimed they are not responsible for the antisocial behaviour that results from the widespread abuse of their product.
    Speaking on BBC Scotland Investigates, to be broadcast tonight, Bishop Gillies said: “What sort of moral double-take is there that these monks can be so closely associated with that product and knowingly aware of the social damage as well as the medical damage it is doing to the kids who take it in such vast volumes?”
    He added: “The monks at Buckfast are in a Benedictine monastery, which is founded upon the rule of St Benedict. Benedict urged his monks to live a simple life following a rule that leads them into closer discipleship with the Lord.

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    • The recipe is attributed to the original French monks who settled at the Devon abbey in the 1880s. They mixed imported base wines from Spain, known as mistellas, with tonic ingredients, a process that has changed little to this day
      A 75cl bottle of “Buckie” has 15 per cent alcohol by volume, contains many times the amount of caffeine found in a can of Coca-Cola and costs from £5.49. The drink is also available in 35cl and 1 litre containers
      More than half of all Buckfast is consumed in Scotland. Dubbed the “Buckfast belt”, Lanarkshire has the highest sales (believed to be in the region of 10 per cent) where the drink is known as Coatbridge table wine, referring to the Scottish town in which Buckfast is so popular. Several establishments offer the drink on tap
      It is estimated that Scots spend more than £50,000 a day on the drink, which has total sales of around £37 million a year
      54 per cent of “dangerous litter” found on Scottish housing estates is broken Buckfast bottles according to research by Glasgow Caledonian and Dundee universities
      The drink has a range of nicknames including Wreck the Hoose Juice, Mrs Brown, Commotion Lotion, Bottle of fight the world, Bottle of beat the wife, Liquid speed and Scranjuice. The comic creation Rab C. Nesbitt was so fond of Buckie that in one episode he travelled the length of Britain to visit Buckfast Abbey
      There are more than 200 groups dedicated to Buckfast on Facebook.
      Buckfast in the Republic of Ireland has slightly lower alcohol content and is sold in a brown bottle rather than the green bottle found in the UK
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    Friday, January 15, 2010

    Skywatch Friday



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    Wednesday, January 13, 2010

    He who farts most set to be culled in Aussie methane blame game????

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    IF you look at a map of southeast NSW where grazier John Alcock and his children run three properties on the edge of the Snowy Mountains, you'll see that national parks and state forests cover at least the same area as private grazing country.
    Out of the national parks come mobs of kangaroos that know their way into Alcock's drought-hit land when he plants improved pasture and fodder crops for cattle and fine-wool Merinos.
    "Good heavens, if we sow something, they just invade us," Alcock tells The Australian.
    "Kangaroos will travel for miles to get a crop."
    Some culling of kangaroos is permitted on some private grazing land. But shooters are not allowed into the parks and park authorities do not allow any kangaroo harvesting.
    The kangaroo situation does not make Alcock and many other graziers particularly well-inclined towards those in the climate change debate who brand their sheep and cattle as villains in global warming.
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    Ruminant livestock account for about 11 per cent of Australia's greenhouse emissions.
    There is not much dispute about the science.
    It shows that ruminants, particularly cattle, are belching greenhouse gas factories. They stew up and ferment fodder in their four stomachs as they chew their cud, absorb the nutrition, and expel methane (mostly out the front end, not the back).
    As a result, the more aggressive advocates for reduced greenhouse emissions have cattle and other ruminant livestock squarely in their sights.
    But for graziers on the Monaro in southeast NSW, there is a certain lack of fairness in gunning for cattle while protecting the rights of kangaroos to hop out of the parks, eat improved pasture, and hop back to digest it and emit the residue into the atmosphere under the protection of park rangers.
    For Alcock, it is particularly annoying to watch this process considering that while they are smaller than cattle, kangaroos are nonetheless large animals, and there are a lot more of them than cattle: about 34 million just in the rangeland grazing areas, where the federal government keeps track of them to set harvesting quotas.
    Alcock says if there is to be some sort of regime to apply financial sanctions for greenhouse emissions of livestock, it should apply equally.
    The national parks, says Alcock, should face the same sanctions for the emissions of their animals, including wombats, koalas and pygmy possums.
    "If they are going to do it for one, they should do it for both," according to Alcock.
    It's an intriguing aspect of the greenhouse debate. To draw on George Orwell's Animal Farm, are all animals equal? Or are some more equal than others because they are cuddly native animals and therefore higher up the social value scale than introduced livestock? Or do some animals have less of a right to exist because they were born with big greenhouse gas-emitting digestive systems?
    John Cobb, a NSW Nationals federal MP who is the Coalition's agriculture spokesman, thinks that if there is one animal that should be eliminated in the interests of saving the planet, it's the feral camel. There are an estimated one million feral camels in Australia, and Cobb challenges Kevin Rudd to get rid of them.
    "I don't hate camels," Cobb says. "But it's not a native animal, it's a feral animal."
    Cobb, who comes from a farming family, says everyone on one side of the debate "hates cattle - all the greenies say how they're making for the end of the world". But, he says, camels per head are much more damaging to the environment. "Camels are a ruminant, like sheep, cattle, goats.
    "A camel puts out just shy of a tonne of carbon a year and a cow about 1.3 tonnes, but I bet if you put the camels on to the better tucker that the cows enjoy, they would be just as effusive."
    What's more, says Cobb, camels also degrade the environment by grazing out and damaging land, thereby reducing agricultural productivity. Cobb commissioned research that found eliminating feral camels would reduce Australia's carbon emissions by more than the equivalent of taking 300,000 cars off the road.
    The greenies, Cobb says, "just have to get over it" when it comes to cattle, and accept that Australia's 25 million national herd is nothing compared with the 250 million in India.
    Another aspect of Cobb's view of the animal world is that he would have no problem removing some of the kangaroos in national parks. Park authorities, he says, allow overpopulation to erode the roo's health and encourage them to pillage the paddocks of the "poor old cockies".
    But veterinary scientist and zoologist George Wilson says if graziers used a bit of lateral thinking and the government provided incentives, they would come to see kangaroos as their new best friend, and environmental and financial saviour.
    Wilson, who is head of Canberra-based consultancy group Australian Wildlife Services and an associate staff member of the Institute of Environmental Studies at the University of NSW, says the starting point should be the science. Different types of animals, he says, have digestive systems that are not only bigger or smaller than each other's, but work in fundamentally different ways so that they produce very different types and quantities of emissions.
    Cattle have stomachs working on about 40 litres of a spicy digestive brew containing a particular range of micro-organisms that do the specific biochemical job that suits them.
    "In that process, cattle belch large amounts of methane," Wilson says.
    Kangaroos, by contrast, are "non-ruminant forestomach fermenters". While cattle have digestive systems known as single-stirred tank reactors, kangaroos have multi-stirred tank reactors that use a completely different set of bugs in their guts and operate in a quite different way.
    The result is that kangaroos emit virtually no methane, but just a bit of acetone, which is not a greenhouse gas.
    One minor implication, says Wilson, is that rather than shooting kangaroos in national parks, it would be far more productive to allow sports shooters into the parks to hunt feral goats and deer, which he says "are spewing out methane".
    Based on Wilson's studies, however, if greenhouse emissions are the only thing that count, it might be worth exterminating at least one other native animal: emus. An average emu emits 0.11 tonnes of carbon equivalent emissions each year, the same as a goat and nearly up there with sheep.
    The main issue for Wilson, though, is that a move away from cattle and sheep and towards kangaroos as a meat source would do a great deal for combating greenhouse gases.
    The point about methane, says Wilson, is that it is a far more diabolical gas than carbon dioxide when it comes to global warming: it is 21 times more damaging.
    Also, Wilson points out, methane stays in the atmosphere for less time than it takes carbon dioxide to break down. So, reducing methane emissions would have a much faster and greater effect in curbing global warming on a tonne-for-tonne basis.
    In a paper Wilson wrote with his colleague Melanie Edwards, published in US journal Conservation Letters, the authors say the average kangaroo emits only 0.003 carbon equivalent tonnes per year.
    The authors conducted some modelling that found that if Australian graziers reduce the national herds by seven million cattle and 36 million sheep (that is, by about one-third) by 2020, it would be possible to lower the country's greenhouse gas emissions by 16 megatonnes, or 3 per cent of Australia's annual emissions.
    To replace the meat, Wilson and Edwards suggest, graziers could encourage kangaroos on the rangelands to multiply to 175 million (by providing them with water, reducing livestock numbers, killing dingos and tilting the population towards more females). They could then be harvested, allowing commercial shooters to sell them to abattoirs.
    An obvious question is what would encourage farmers to adopt such a plan.
    One approach, says Wilson, would be to bring agriculture fully within an emissions trading scheme or carbon tax, so they would face the same punitive financial sanctions as other industries.
    That appears unlikely. While the Labor government at first wanted to bring agriculture into its proposed ETS by 2015, it dropped the proposal in a bid to get a deal with the Coalition to pass the ETS legislation.
    Since the collapse of that deal, Labor seems to have decided agriculture is in the too-hard basket.
    The other, more feasible possibility, says Wilson, would be to provide a positive incentive through a voluntary offsets scheme. Farmers could receive credits for reducing their greenhouse emissions, which could then be sold on the ETS market.
    To Wilson's surprise, the grazing community has not rushed to embrace his proposal.
    In fact, Wilson says, the reaction he received from Meat and Livestock Australia, which represents the industry's interests, was that "they regard this as all a bit loopy".
    Loopy was not the word used by Beverley Henry, MLA's manager of environment sustainability and climate change, when The Australian sought her view of Wilson's scheme. Rather, says Henry, the idea would just not work.
    Henry, an environmental scientist, has no dispute with Wilson about the science.
    But she says the problem is Wilson's "extrapolation of the basic science in terms of what is possible and what is practical".
    For starters, says Henry, "you would be slaughtering a huge number of animals".
    About 10 to 14 kangaroos would have to be harvested to provide the same amount of meat as a single head of cattle, she says, meaning a shooting spree to take out tens of millions of roos each year.
    "You have to ask if society is comfortable with slaughtering kangaroos on that sort of scale and whether society is ready to accept the substitution of beef and lamb [with] kangaroo."
    Also, Henry points out, kangaroos don't take well to the idea of becoming livestock.
    "They are not easily herded and not easily contained in fences." That makes the task of animal husbandry rather problematic, so trying to breed and maintain a stable kangaroo population, which fluctuates substantially due to drought and other factors, would be difficult.
    Wilson replies by pointing out that kangaroos formed a central part of the Aboriginal diet for thousands of years, and that not having to capture kangaroos to administer anti-parasite medicines or dehorn them would be a big plus for farmers, who would also no longer need fences.
    One way or another, it's unlikely that greenhouse effusive animals are going to completely escape the attention of the government as it gears up for another crack at legislating an emissions reduction scheme.
    "Agriculture will continue to play a role in addressing climate change," a spokeswoman for Climate Change Minister Penny Wong says.
    "Excluding agricultural emissions does not mean that farmers cannot be part of the solution to climate change.
    "The government will work with industry to consider a range of ways in which the agricultural sector can contribute to the transition to a low-pollution economy."
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    Sea slug surprise: It’s half-plant, half-animal - LiveScience

    A green sea slug appears to be part animal, part plant. It's the first critter discovered to produce the plant pigment chlorophyll.

    The sneaky slugs seem to have stolen the genes that enable this skill from algae that they've eaten. With their contraband genes, the slugs can carry out photosynthesis — the process plants use to convert sunlight into energy.

    "They can make their energy-containing molecules without having to eat anything," said Sidney Pierce, a biologist at the University of South Florida in Tampa.

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    Monday, January 11, 2010

    Wootton Bassett: A very British way of mourning - Telegraph

    The ceremony that has grown up in Wootton Bassett is as simple and moving as the coffins themselves, wrapped only in the Union flag. As the hearses approach, the tenor bell of St Bartholomew's Church begins to toll. Business stops while shoppers and shopkeepers join the crowds lining the pavement. When the cortege reaches the war memorial, the president of the British Legion says a single word – "Up" – to mark the moment when ex- and serving members of the forces should begin their salute. "Down," he says 60 seconds later, as the hearses move on.

    Now I understand.

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    Carrier crew man stung by flying jellyfish | The Australian

    A CREW man who decided to do a spot of fishing over the side of a towering bulk carrier off north Queensland has been stung by a tiny Irukandji jellyfish flung skywards from the sea below.

    A spray of seawater carried the jellyfish 25 metres up, hitting the man as he stood on the deck and leaving him with a nasty sting.

    "This is one of the most fascinating tasks I've worked on,'' said air crewman Geoff Abrahams, who aided the response of the RACQ CQ Rescue helicopter yesterday.

    "Realistically, what are the chances of being stung by a jellyfish when you are safely on board a bulk carrier 25m above the water. It's really incredible.''

    The helicopter landed on the bulk carrier, Konmax, and flew the man to Mackay Base Hospital, where tests confirmed he'd been stung by the jellyfish.
     

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    Sunday, January 10, 2010

    Men think about sex 5,000 times a year - Telegraph

    Researchers found the average male turns their thoughts to sexual intercourse 13 times a day – a total of 4,745 times every year.

    Almost a third even admitted it is often the first thing they think about when they wake up in the mornings.

    In comparison, women think about sex just five times day – or 1,825 times a year. So what do women think about to replace those lacivious thoughts.

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    Ha Ha. This was reality only a few years aqo..

    Onya Sir Ches

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    It's warm out

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    We just hook up the garden hose in the unpleasantly warm weather.

    Common Sense RIP

    An Obituary printed in the London Times -

    "Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

    He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

    - Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
    - Why the early bird gets the worm;
    - Life isn't always fair;
    - and maybe it was my fault.

    Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

    His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

    Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

    Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

    Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

    He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim

    Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing."

    Overachiever, and proud of it - Matt Groening pronounced Graining

    ONCE, a long time ago now, a couple called Homer and Marge had a son. Later on, this boy would be joined by two sisters, Lisa and Maggie. But first of all Homer and Marge had to decide what name to give their new son. So they ran through a list, drew up their favourites and eventually plumped for … Matt.

    Fifty-five years on, Matt Groening is in Cannes to receive a clutch of awards to mark The Simpsons' 20th anniversary. Cannes has gone Simpsons-mad for the occasion. The hotel that Groening is staying in is bathed in a sulphurous yellow glow at night - the same colour as the family's skin - while huge posters of Homer, Maggie, Bart et cetera stare down from billboards all over town.ONCE, a long time ago now, a couple called Homer and Marge had a son. Later on, this boy would be joined by two sisters, Lisa and Maggie. But first of all Homer and Marge had to decide what name to give their new son. So they ran through a list, drew up their favourites and eventually plumped for … Matt.

    Fifty-five years on, Matt Groening is in Cannes to receive a clutch of awards to mark The Simpsons' 20th anniversary. Cannes has gone Simpsons-mad for the occasion. The hotel that Groening is staying in is bathed in a sulphurous yellow glow at night - the same colour as the family's skin - while huge posters of Homer, Maggie, Bart et cetera stare down from billboards all over town.

    Art imitates life.

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    Friday, January 08, 2010

    Great satellite photo of the UK under snow - Holy Kaw!


    Great satellite photo of the UK under snow

    What's yellow, small and costing growers a packet | Perfect Banana

    OUR obsession with perfection is resulting in the destruction of one-third of Queensland's annual banana crop, because the fruit is deemed too straight, too small or not yellow enough for us to buy.

    Each year, 100,000 tonnes of bananas considered substandard are chopped up and spread back over banana plantations as fertiliser. The major supermarkets Woolworths and Coles — which buy 70 per cent of Australian bananas — reject fruit that is the wrong size, an imperfect shape or discoloured.

    Queensland Government researchers are now investigating alternative food uses for the rejected bananas, in a bid to boost the value of the $410 million industry as a whole. Prepackaged sliced banana, banana flour and freezing whole peeled bananas for juice bars are all being considered.

    The Australian Banana Growers Council said bananas must meet very particular length, girth and colour specifications before Woolworths and Coles will take them.

    "Their product specifications are fairly well defined," Growers Council chief executive Tony Heidrich said.

    "If you want to get your fruit into the supermarkets, you have to meet those standards."

    I wonder how many were rejected a few years ago when bananas were over $10 a kilo after the hurricane. Surely the Supermarkets could price accordingly.

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    Not the Adelaide Weather Forecast

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    Boy do I miss this kind of stuff. Not!

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    Wet Paper News | KFC Controversy: Colonel's Suit 'Too White'

    Still reeling from international outrage over the depiction of West Indies fans at an Australian cricket match, KFC has found itself embroiled in controversy once again, with the image of KFC founder Harlen 'Colonel' Sanders described as being 'too white'. The Colonel, as he is affectionately known, has for years been portrayed wearing his trademark white suit on thousands of KFC restaurants and chicken buckets.


    Some advocacy groups have called the suit "an insult to years of struggle", with member Mark Smith telling WPN "Not only is it unstylish, and totally doesn't go with his hair colour, it is also extremely offensive!"


    "He's a white man, wearing a white suit, with white hair and a white beard - what kind of message is that sending? He might as well have a swastika on his arm, and a white hood over his head!"


    A petition has been drawn up calling for the removal of The Colonel's white suit from the KFC logo, to be replaced by a more stylish 'black, or possibly beige tuxedo'. Shades of green and a look of disgust will also be added The Colonel's face, in attempts to dismiss the stereotype that KFC actually tastes like chicken.

    This is just too stupid. The Australian advert was just fun and obviously would not have been screened in the US. Chill out peoples. Life is too short.

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    Skywatch Friday


    From our front door.

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    Thursday, January 07, 2010

    Spot the Ball makes a return to the scene

    Never had much luck with this or the pools. My grandparents played the pools all their life and never won more than ten shillings.

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    Saturday, January 02, 2010

    Photo Hunt: Lick


    blue tongues, originally uploaded by theclutterbells.

    Wonder what they have been licking?

    Friday, January 01, 2010

    Mr Penquin goes on holiday to Australia

    A penguin, bored with the Antarctic weather, was on holiday driving through outback Australia when he started hearing a strange knocking sound from the car’s engine. Knowing how dangerous it would be for a polar sea-bird to be stuck in the middle of the desert, he quickly pulled into the next service-station.

    The mechanic took a quick look at the car, and said “Mate, it’ll take me a few minutes to find out what’s going on”, so the penguin ducked (penguined?) into the shop and bought an ice-cream. Unfortunately, the hot sun was melting the ice-cream, and penguin flippers not being the most dextrous of limbs, he got as much ice-cream on his face as he did in his mouth.

    Rather annoyed now, the penguin went back to the mechanic to see what was wrong. The mechanic looked at the penguin for a moment, and shook his head.

    “Mate, I’m sorry, but it looks like you’ve blown a seal.”

    “No, no!”, replied the penguin. “It’s only ice-cream!”

    The Last Ditch: An English New Year's Eve tradition, but not in England

    I was intrigued to learn today (h/t Omnium) that an obscure English sketch was (a) one of the first pieces ever recorded to videotape by German television and is (b) an intrinsic part of the New Year's Eve tradition in the German-speaking world. According to Wikipedia;

    The 18 minute single take black-and-white 1963 TV recording featuring British comedians Freddie Frinton and May Warden has become an integral component of the New Year's Eve schedule of several German television stations.

    It is always played in the original English, has not been broadcast in England for 30 years and yet is seen by half the population of Germany each year. This year, apparently, it can be seen at 12 different times today on various channels. It seems the Germans do have a sense of humour and that - oddly - it used to be ours.

    Thanks Tom

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    Thursday, December 31, 2009

    Australias Killer Critters Draw a Blank in 2009

    With its crocodiles, sharks, and jellyfish, Australia is often painted as a place too deadly to visit despite its glittering beaches and sparkling weather.

    This was captured neatly just days ago, when the winner of Tourism Queensland's "Best Job in the World" competition found himself in agony after being stung by the potentially lethal irukandji jellyfish while jetskiing.

    But the fact is that 2009 brought few fatalities at the hands of our killer critters.

    According to authorities there were no shark-related deaths, no funnel-web fatalities, only a couple of croc maulings and a few deaths from animal-related disease.

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    Be Thankful (for Jeely Pieces)



    Callum has many more and some history here.

    Australias Next Top Maid

    marriedtothesea.com
    marriedtothesea.com

    BBC News - Home drinkers 'over-pour spirits'

    Well Duh????

    Thanks @greenj

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    OK A few things.



    My dad had this as a 45. It was played many times.

    Flanders & Swann - The Hippopotamus Song (Live)

    Ideal activities for our current somewhat warm weather.

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    Tuesday, December 29, 2009

    George Cowling - The BBC's First On Air Weatherman


    Studio facilities and technology available to the forecasters were extremely primitive and provided little in comparison to the vast quantities of instantly-accessible data churned out by today's hi-tech instruments, many of them in orbit above the Earth.
    In Cowling's pre-space age, forecasters occupied a cramped corner of an announcer's studio at BBC Lime Grove, producing "graphics" comprised of two hand-drawn weather charts fixed to an easel with drawing pins. To add to the charts during a broadcast, the forecaster was equipped with a squeaky charcoal pencil.

    Saturday, December 26, 2009

    Photo Hunt: Twelve

    The chickens pick up after Spotty leaves the scene. Food for twelve animal legs.

    Thursday, December 24, 2009

    Hey I still got a big gun

    Peace and Love to All at this time of year.

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    Woohoo! Vatican blesses Homer

    L'Osservatore Romano this week congratulated the show on its 20th anniversary, praising its philosophical leanings as well as its stinging and often irreverent take on religion.

    Without Homer Simpson and all those other yellow-skinned characters, ''many today wouldn't know how to laugh,'' said the article, titled ''Aristotle's virtues and Homer's doughnut''.

    The paper credited The Simpsons - the longest-running American animated program - with opening up cartoons to an adult audience.

    The show is based on ''realistic and intelligent writing'', it said, though it added there was some reason to criticise its ''excessively crude language, the violence of certain episodes or some extreme choices by the scriptwriters''.

    Religion, from the snore-evoking sermons of the Reverend Lovejoy to Homer's face-to-face talks with God, appears so frequently on the show that it could be possible to come up with a ''Simpsonian theology'', it said.

    Homer's religious confusion and ignorance are ''a mirror of the indifference and the need that modern man feels toward faith'', the paper said.

    It commented on several religion-themed episodes, including one in which Homer calls for divine intervention by crying: ''I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!''

    ''Homer finds in God his last refuge, even though he sometimes gets His name sensationally wrong,'' L'Osservatore said.

    The Vatican's seal of approval is not the first unlikely endorsement for one of the world's great non-role models. The character who lives for doughnuts and beer, Homer Simpson, has been used by the British Health Department in a $1 million campaign to promote its anti-obesity message.

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    Auld Reekie Rants: Daffynitions

    1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.

    2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.

    3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.

    4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.

    5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.

    6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

    7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.

    8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

    9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.

    10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.

    11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.

    12. PARADOX: Two physicians

    13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

    14. PHARMACIST: a helper on the farm

    15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.

    16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

    17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.

    18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.

    19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.

    20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

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    Wednesday, December 23, 2009

    Prince Charles' Tour of Scotland

    Prince Charles is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one.

    The patient replies:
    “Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
    Great chieftain o the pudding race,
    Aboon them a ye take yet place,
    Painch, tripe or thairm,
    As langs my airm.”

    Charles is confused, so he just smiles and moves on to the next patient. The patient responds:
    “Some hae meat and canna eat,
    And some wad eat that want it,
    But we hae meat an we can eat,
    So let the Lord be thankit.”

    Even more confused, and his smile now rictis, the Prince moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
    “Wee sleekit, cowerin, timorous beaty,
    O the panic in they breasty,
    Thou neednastart awa sae hastie,
    Wi bickering brattle.”

    Now serious troubled, Charles turns to the accompanying doctor and asks “Is this the psychiatric ward”?
    “No,” replied the doctor. “This is the Serious Burns Unit.”

    From The Scotish Banner, Australian Edition January 2010 p9.

    Groans and Thanks Stephen McDonald

    Traditional Scottish Advent Calendar



    Cheers and Happy Holidays

    The Bright Christmas Decorations Truck is a Geeky Way to Light Up Your Christmas | livegeek.info

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    Tuesday, December 22, 2009

    Angels can't fly, scientist says - Telegraph

    A leading biologist has compared the physiology of flighted species with the representations of spiritual and mythical creatures in art – and found the angels and fairies that sit atop of Christmas trees did not get there under their own steam.

    Prof Roger Wotton, from University College London, found that flight would be impossible for angels portrayed with arms and bird-like feathered wings.

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    The Spaghetti Western Orchestra - The Good The Bad The Ugly

    Classic.

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