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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Garden Gnome Snake Smuggling Scam Busted


An evil group of Garden Gnome's plans to smuggle Australian snakes and lizards into Australia from the UK has been thwarted by the Australian Quarantine Service. In a strategy similar to drug smugglers swallowing drugs before flying, the gnomes ingested the snakes for the long flight.

Police are looking for a pale female ringleader, thought to be behind the gang. The gnomes are expected to receive a sentence of neglect in high security suburban Australian gardens.

21 comments:

haddock said...

snakes into Australia ?, the wildlife programmes I watch indicate that you are already knee deep in the loathesome things.
I note that language is going down the plughole over there as well as here in the UK;"euthanased" .....=killed ?

Colin Campbell said...

Yes. It is rather an odd story. I have checked our gnomes and no snakes. Perhaps they got through.

Snakes are a potential hazard here in Australia, but I have not seen any outside of the zoo. I did see an enormous python once sliding down a drain in Singapore. It must have been 10 feet long.

Crushed said...

Sneaky buggers!!

I KNEW those gnomes were up to something!!

Ans it was more than fishing...

Ruthie said...

That is SO gross.

No wonder gnomes always looked so shifty to me. They have criminal minds.

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