Boris Backs Picaninnie for President

Dick Whittington

Smiling Native?

In a surprise move Boris has backed Obama.

In a 2002 article in The Daily Telegraph, Johnson referred to Africans as "piccaninnies," a derogatory term for black people, and he once likened his party's internal conflicts "to Papua New Guinea-style orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing."

Now his second observation is likely to be closer to the Elephant Party after they get dispatched back to the jungles in November. Now that will be a blood bath from Arizona to Alaska.

Hang on to your hunting rifle Sarah. And don't let them take the clothes back when you head back to patrol the frontier with the commies up north.