How do you get a boa constricter off a stripper? Call Gerald Plumbly - Telegraph

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A man with an eye for the ladies whose reputation was the stuff of legend in London's pubs, he was once called to a Soho club where a stripper had become entangled with a boa constrictor which would not let go. Seeing the girl's predicament, he ordered the curtains to be closed. He then pulled out his lighter and applied the flame to the rear of the snake, which promptly released its hold. As the curtains were pulled back the audience applauded, and the manager rewarded him with a year's free membership and paid his bill (eventually).

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