50 Great Foodie Pick Up Lines

1.You’re as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor. 2.You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad. 3.Can I sprinkle some sea salt on your salad? 4.I can last as long as a Le Creuset. 5.This first date is going so well. Should we drop everything and buy a food truck together? 6.How hot does your gas oven get? 7.Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn’t as slick as you. 8.If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can’t wait to touch them. 9.If this were an artisan meat market, I would take you home for dinner. 10.I’d turn vegan for you. 11.You’re my missing ingredient. 12.I’m local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste? 13.Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta. 14.Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee? 15.Have you ever tried bone luging? 16.If I was a chalkboard, would you write the daily special on me? 17.You’re spicier than sriracha. 18.I think we’d grow a great organic garden together. 19.Can I serve you a frittata made with local ducks eggs in bed tomorrow morning? 20.Your eyes are as effervescent as this sparkling water. Source