I aspire to a higher status in name alone

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Grand Duke Colin the Radiant of Giggleswick under Table

Personally I prefer this one. Delusions of Grandeur I think.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: His Eminence the Very Lord Colin the Euphonious of Helions Bumpstead Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title And if that fails, I can always hope that my fortune cookie comes through

My Fortune Cookie told me: Basking sharks are plotting to extract your thoughts. Get a cookie from Miss Fortune

Damn! I hate sharks. The beaches are lovely here in Adelaide, but I worry about going too deep. I worry about my limbs rather than my thoughts with those guys.

Thanks Shani