Liberal Party New Theme Song

With Australian Prime Minister Kevin "Cult of Celebrity" Rudd ruling out a new national anthem for Australia, to replace the moderately awkward current anthem, Brendan "A Little Bit Hot and Cold" Nelson, the uber popular opposition leader has authorised a new anthem to drum up support within the party.



This will attempt to link his personal quest with that of the Liberal/National Party Coalition

"I am very determined, and I will keep fighting and standing up for everyday Australians," he said. "I assure you, I'm going nowhere."

Dr Nelson's approval rating fell last week to about 9 per cent.

He has got to have one of the worst jobs in Australia and he is doing it badly.

Roll on the sympathy vote.