Collapsing Beds in the National Health Service

According to the source for all important newsecossaise , no wonder the NHS is going bust in the UK. Hospitals are spending up to eight thousand pounds for beds for fat people of up to 500 kilograms. That's a lot of flesh and bone. Obese testers are even getting jobs jumping on the beds to see if they collapse. I doubt nurses will be lifting these patients into bed. They are even having to retrofit mortuaries. Gillian McKeith, where are you?