Howards Election Strategy

Now that the Prime Miniature has arranged for Australias Nuclear Power strategy to be rubber stamped and that Nuclear Power Plants are to be built in Australia, the thorny issue of where to put them will be easily resolved.

Since the election winning issue of Labor increasing interest rates to over 50 percent was successfully implemented during the last election, it is unlikely to be such a killer issue. The Eco Friendly, Reduce Global Warming Nuclear Power Plant in every Labor electorate is being test marketed with focus groups. Early results indicate that Howards majority will double and the unlucky remaining Labor MPs will have the carrot of gazillions of nuclear construction jobs to placate them.