Photo Hunt: Alive

One of these guys is alive..

Oh Arr Oi Be A Pirate Oi Be

My Pirate Name is Mad John Flint

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arrrrrr!

My son's pirate name is Captain John Flint.

He obviously has leadership potential.

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.

Even Captain Hook has to have a rest (and a nice glass of Shiraz)

The real reason for my earlier moustached look was the final touches of my splendid Captain Hook impression for Ryan's Pirate Party. I scared the shit out of at least two 3 year olds and even Hannah got a shock, not realising I was dressing up. As for Ryan, he told me

I'm not scared of anything. I am six.

Oh Urr I'll fix that when I make him swab the poop deck before walking the plank.