Things that you can do with Potatoes

Image by incurable_hippie via FlickrMake chips and cushion falls.

Speaking of the vicar, A & E nurse Trudi Watson, of Sheffield's Northern General Hospital, said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

"But it's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."

Moral of this story. Don't hang curtains in the nude and don't leave potatoes out on the table.

My relatives used to be potato merchants. Perhaps there is a new market for the humble spud.