No Kangaroo Court Appointments for Wills

The polite but firm message from Australian political leaders to Williams' apparent desire to be Aussie Governor General was bugger off and stay home you party animal.

To right. No more colonial governors for Australia. Let's have a Republic. Go and find some other former colony to hold your fancy parties and overseas junkets to while away your youth.

At least Kevvie and Johnnie agree on one thing.

Pop Went the Marketing Strategy

Reports that the Woolworths Marketing Manager has left the country can not be confirmed at this time.

I am sure we could take a few here in Royal Friendly South Australia.

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