There once was a man from Dundee,
Who molested an ape in a tree,
The result was most horrid,
All arse and no forehead,
Three balls and a purple goatee A spry violinist from Rio
Seduced a young cellist named Cleo.
As he took down her panties
She said, 'No andantes,
I want this allegro con brio.' There once was a gaucho named Bruno
Who said, 'There is one thing I do know.
A woman is fine
And a sheep is divine
But a llama is numero uno.'
Who molested an ape in a tree,
The result was most horrid,
All arse and no forehead,
Three balls and a purple goatee A spry violinist from Rio
Seduced a young cellist named Cleo.
As he took down her panties
She said, 'No andantes,
I want this allegro con brio.' There once was a gaucho named Bruno
Who said, 'There is one thing I do know.
A woman is fine
And a sheep is divine
But a llama is numero uno.'
