My Six Word Memoir

Not being one of many words, this little challenge from Lady Banana shouldn't be too hard. She has all the rules here. I am sure she won't mind me borrowing an appropriate image from her excellent collection.

So here goes. You can start carving now.

Sarcastic, Cynical, Humorous, Irreverent, Dour Scot

I want a big statue however.

Seven Year Itch

I hope somebody misses me if I disappear for a while.

I wonder if you have to have a doctor write a death certificate or whether you can just call the undertaker?

We just got the final bill "Paid in Full" for Elizabeth's dad, who died over two years ago. There had been some payment documentation bungling. It was very jarring to see a simple piece of paper, likely the last administrative contact Hugh had with the world, finally documenting an aspect of his life and death.