Howard Gets Gonged

The Future Australian President,John Winston "Brown Nose" Howard (in his wet dreams), buffed his street cred with another doubtful Yanqui "Friend of the Neocon" award. He has been finally rewarded for his years of unselfish brown nosing to Dubya and his "Iraq has nothing to do with oil" buddies by being awarded the Order of the Back End of of the Pantomime Horse at a modest ceremony in Dubyaville, soon to be renamed Obamaramaville.

"Boy it has been hot in there and that Dubya guy always decided where to go. I had to follow him everywhere. He had the reins. I just followed up the rear" said the clearly elated former member for Bennelong.

Onya John. We know you did it for all Australians you and Jeanette. Now piss off the world stage with your lame Yanqui friend George. Get back to writing your book and see if you can sell a few more copies than the Australian version of the Back End of the Pantomime Kangaroo.

Giddee Up Skippy