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South African Boy Makes Good

Ego Pietersen has been crowned King by the England and Wales Cricket Board.

Lke a city whizkid or a great captain of industry, Pietersen is ambitious for ambition's sake, which does not sit easily with those who misconstrue his motives. Englishmen in particular, with their ingrained love of the underdog, find it hard to accept those who aren't content merely to bumble along in life and settle for second-best. And yet, the basic premise of sport is the quest to be the best, a challenge that Pietersen has embraced as if he were Roger Federer or Tiger Woods. He has no interest in being anything less than the greatest player who has ever lived, but unlike so many wannabes who mouth off and then vanish, he has consistently shown the talent, chutzpah and audacity to back up his promises with deeds.

Doesn't sound too English and it certainly seems very radical for such a stuffy organisation like the ECB. They are only slightly more progressive than the International Cricket Board and there must have been some tortuous discussions as the prince was coronated.

I wonder if that will be enough to get Shane Warne to come out of retirement for the Ashes next year?

Cardinal Abbott Set to Lie Low

Tony Abbott, self confessed Praetorian Guard to John "I'm History" Howard has not ruled out a run for the Liberal Leadership if it gets to the night of the long knives stage. Despite only managing to drum up 5 votes including his own, his political future seems to depend on the dwindling numbers of the John Howard Fan Club in the Liberal Party (Tony Abbott and ???) and even worse opinion polls for the Liberals. Talk about a catholic approach to politics. "Whip Me Whip Me"

Kevin and the Labor boys and girls must be quaking in their boots (Not!) at the thought of Tony Abbott at the dispatch box. Almost guaranteed to be worth 5 percent two party preferred. Praetorian sounds like a viscious dinosaur. I wonder if that is why it appeals to one of the many reasons John Howard is about to write his memoirs.

Hello Tony it is over. Get over it.