Man drove Rolls Royce into Tesco - Telegraph

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What Ho! I'm a trifle miffed old boy.

Robert Caton, 50, went to the supermarket to remonstrate with managers after the bed he ordered was delivered without a mattress.

Unhappy with their response he flew into a drunken rage before driving his 1983 Rolls Royce Silver Spirit through the store's plate glass window as shoppers and staff dived for cover.

Moments before he had asked a security guard how long it would take to evacuate the store.

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Satara the Randy Rampaging Rhino's Great Adventure

And so would you if your partner had been paired up with a younger rival.

Monarto Zoo senior curator Peter Clark said he believed the escape occurred because a younger male rhino had been paired with the female, Yhura. He said Satara had "got wind of" this. "I think he got a bit jealous," he said.

Two tonne Rhinos, just like humans. Apparently he is back in his mud pond cooling off this morning.

Monarto is part of Adelaide Zoo, located in the Adelaide Hills and is part of the worldwide rhino breeding programme. Rhino horns are considered aphrodisiacs. Perhaps Satara bit off more than he could chew.

Man Attacks Shark

Interesting twist on the usual story from just up the road in South Australia. I wonder how much he had had to drink.