Listerine - Drink of Choice in Alice Springs

With the introduction of tough new liquor laws in Alice Springs, in the centre of Australia, serious drinkers are turning to Listerine mouth wash for their highs. Alice Springs has an alcohol consumption rate twice the national average and new laws have made it more difficult to buy alcohol for binge drinking. Chemists and supermarkets have empty shelves. Apparently it is completely unregulated despite having a high ethanol content and eucalyptus, both of which can cause severe systemic problems, even death.

I wonder if you would blow over the limit after a Listerine night on the town. Added benefits include having a fresh breath odour to share with your significant other, and sparkly teeth. Probably better than petrol sniffing however.