Rights to 2012 Olympic Football Team Sold

With the Celts refusing to cooperate, the 2012 Olympics Organisers have cut their losses and sold off the rights to the British Football team to a consortium headed by Becks.

"We just felt that it would be too difficult and we have a lot of sponsorship to sell to cover our costs and British Football Teams with Becks and Posh and their kids is guaranteed to sell, a spokesman said.

Part of the deal will give Becks the automatic overage spot and guaranteed spots for Posh and the kids.

Australia Swoons for Becks (Not!)

Becks and the LA Galaxy are playing Sydney tonight. It is a sure sign of how far football has to come here in Australia that it takes a meaningless game between two unimportant teams comprised of has beens and wannabees on the world stage to make it to prime time on the commercial channels.

All breathless razmatas and pure meaningless infootainment.

I am forced to watch Grumpy Old Men and The Bill. Woe is me. Actually I am going to bed.