Jason Seater, 21, had been out drinking with pals when he was caught on CCTV urinating in the lake in Portland, Oregon, at 1.30am.
Officials immediately ordered the entire reservoir to be drained at a cost of £22,000 ($36,000).
Health experts say the move was ridiculous but David Shaff, an administrator at the Portland Water Bureau, defended the decision and said: “There are people who will say it's an over reaction. I don't think so. I think what you have to deal with here is the 'yuck' factor.
“I can imagine how many people would be saying 'I made orange juice with that water this morning.' "Do you want to drink pee? Most people are going to be pretty damn squeamish about that.”
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Eight million gallon reservoir drained after drinker's late night pee
Nanny knows best: Why Big Tobacco's attack on Mary Poppins ought to backfire

It will take more than a spoon-ful of sugar to make this medicine go down.
In its latest attempt to derail the plain cigarette packaging legislation, Big Tobacco has pulled out one of its favourite pro-tobacco messages: say no to a nanny state.
The print advertisements and website ask, “Do you really like living in a nanny state?” and explain, “The government doesn’t believe you can make your own decisions. More and more, the government is telling us what we should and shouldn’t do.”
The tobacco industry’s concern with the legislation is, of course, the loss of their branding – one of the last available avenues to market cigarettes to consumers.
It’s motive? Retaining the current level of profit by selling cigarettes that cause addiction and then prematurely kill one in every two people who smoke them.
Big Tobacco has relied on a range of arsenal and contradictory messages to fight the plain packaging legislation so far.
First we were told there was no evidence plain packaging would work. Then, we were told it would increase smoking. And most recently, that it would increase terrorism and allow organised crime to flourish.
Economically, we were told plain packaging would waste taxpayer money. And, it would cost the taxpayer even more money because the tobacco manufacturers would sue the government.
Historical nannies
The term “nanny state” was coined by British politician Iain Macleod in 1965. At one stage a health minister, he smoked furiously and died at 57 of a heart attack.
The metaphor was given further prominence by the British author and journalist Auberon Waugh. Waugh, also a heavy smoker, opposed any action on smoking and died of heart disease at 61.
Closer to home, governments have been accused of nanny stateism in the process of implementing all of our greatest public health reforms.
In the 1950s, 75% of Australian men smoked. But with bans on tobacco advertising, smoke-free legislation and increased tobacco taxes, this rate is down to less than 17%, and we now have the lowest levels of smoking ever among adolescents.
World Press Photo 2011 | World Press Photo 2011 | Herald Sun
Many more stunning shots here.
Flamethrowing trombone - Boing Boing
Monday, June 20, 2011
Rory Gallagher Rockpalast 1976 Too Much Alcohol
The History of the American Beauty Pageant
Ralph McTell Streets of London
"The Great Typo Hunt": The irresistible allure of bad spelling - Nonfiction

In the days that followed, Deck decided to give his life some purpose (at least for a few months) and, several months later, set off on a road trip around the United States in order to document our country's many misspellings. He gave himself the mandate of correcting at least one spelling mistake every single day. Together with a rotating cast of friends, he traveled from the Northeast ("bread puding") to Georgia ("pregnacy test") to Wisconsin ("Milwuake Furniture") while documenting each mistake and each correction on his blog -- a mission that taught him about the breadth of America's language problem and its citizens' strongly divergent attitudes toward the English language.
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Jewish court sentences dog to death by stoning - Telegraph

According to Ynet, the large dog made its way into the Monetary Affairs Court in the ultra-Orthodox Jewish neighbourhood of Mea Shearim in Jerusalem, frightening judges and plaintiffs.
Despite attempts to drive the dog out of the court, the hound refused to leave the premises.
One of the sitting judges then recalled a curse the court had passed down upon a secular lawyer who had insulted the judges two decades previously.
Their preferred divine retribution was for the lawyer's spirit to move into the body of a dog, an animal considered impure by traditional Judaism.
Clearly still offended, one of the judges sentenced the animal to death by stoning by local children.
Jungleland Clarence Clemons Solo
Born to Run was one of the first LP's I ever bought. I got it in the Oxfam Shop in St Andrews in the late 70s. I never really liked Springsteens later work and had no idea who Clarence Clemons was until I read the news today.
Brilliant musician even I was ignorant all those years.
O Superman - Laurie Anderson - as displayed in the MOMA, New York
Mesmerising and brilliant.
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Photo Hunt: Informative
Who knew you could chop Brussel Sprouts and mix them with cream and make them tasty? Life changing and informative.
Natalia Avseenko, Naked Subzero Skinny Dipper and Whale Whisperer
She stripped naked because marine experts believe beluga whales do not like the touch of artificial materials such as diving suits.
The taming of the whales took place in the Murmansk Oblast region in the far northwest of Russia at the shore of the White Sea near the Arctic Circle branch of the Utrish Dolphinarium.
An area of the sea is enclosed to stop whales and dolphins getting out and instructors tame the mammals before they are transported to dolphinariums around the world - a practice many animal conservationists consider cruel.
Belugas have a small hump on their heads used for echo-location and it was thought that there would be more chance of striking up a rapport with them without clothes as a barrier.
Ms Avseenko took the plunge as the water temperature hit -1.5C.
The average human could die if left in sub-zero temperature sea water for just five minutes.
However, Ms Avseenko is a yoga expert and used meditation techniques to hold her breath and stay under water for an incredible 10 minutes and 40 seconds.
Friday, June 17, 2011
Skywatch Friday: Winter Sky Hurtle Square Adelaide
'The Copper Top' by Bill Wells & Aidan Moffat
Day in the life of Wells Moffatt Funeral Directors.
Budweiser will only be used to water the pitch at Wembley, FA assures fans

After announcing that Budweiser will sponsor the FA Cup as of next year, the Football Association has assured supporters that they will never be exposed to a single drop of the stuff.
The initial announcement filled fans with the fear that Budweiser would be the only low-quality alcoholic beverage available at matches during next year’s competition, causing angry scenes which forced the governing body to react by calling an emergency press conference.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Asterix comics contain 700 traumatic brain injuries, say academics - Telegraph

The main characters “thump” Romans, pirates and Goths but a “detailed analysis had not been performed hitherto” of the injuries they suffered.
By “screening” all 34 books, the authors found 704 cases of head or brain injury, all but six suffered by men.
The victims were mostly Romans (450) but also included 120 Gauls, 59 bandits or pirates, 20 Goths, eight Vikings and five Britons. In 402 cases the perpetrators of the violence were Asterix and/or Obelix themselves.
In 696 cases “blunt force” was used but eight people were strangled and six suffered a fall.
More victims (390) suffered severe trauma than moderate (89) or mild (225), with the researchers using the standard Glasgow coma scale to assess the seriousness of their wounds.
About half (390) lost consciousness after being attacked and 188 were drawn with hypoglossal paresis – “an outstretched or sideward pointing tongue”. Half also had periorbital ecchymoses or “raccoon eyes” and some had “sporadic amnesia”.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Libya allocated Olympic tickets | Sport | The Guardian

Hundreds of tickets to the London 2012 Olympics have been allocated to Libya in a move that could yet pose potentially awkward diplomatic questions for the British government.
Libya's Olympic authorities, which is headed by Muammar Gaddafi's eldest son, Muhammad were allocated "a few hundred" passes to next year's Games, the organisers confirmed, while refusing to reveal the exact number.
The London organising committee of the Olympic Games (Locog) said in a statement last night: "The Libyan NOC [National Olympic Committee], not an individual, has been allocated a few hundred tickets (not thousands) which they are responsible for distributing to sports organisations and athletes within their country."
Locog is obliged to give tickets to any of the International Olympic Committee (IOC) member states who request them.
Britain fears diplomatic embarrassment over attendance by members of the regime, according to the Daily Telegraph, which reported that a spokesperson for the IOC had said NOCs were only suspended when they were "not able to function any more because of government interference".
Muammar Gaddafi and a number of senior figures from his regime are currently subject to an internatonal travel ban, while the International Criminal Court has also sought warrants for their arrest.
Nicola Roxon forget plain packaging. Ban Ciggies and everyone can have these.
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Monday, June 13, 2011
Photo Hunt: Triangle
Friday, June 10, 2011
Skywatch Friday Wallis Cinemas, Noarlunga Centre
Hard to believe this is the middle of the first month of winter in South Australia. Come on down you Northern Hemisphere types.
Thursday, June 09, 2011
Useful Gaelic word: cèilidh | Caledonian Mercury - Heritage

This is one of the Gaelic words which has come into English. In older books it is spelt céilidh, with an acute accent, and this older spelling is used often among Gaels in Canada.
In Gaelic, cèilidh encompasses more meanings than in English. It can mean anything from a “traditional” kilts and Dashing White Sergeant event, to a few friends singing a few songs, to a chat over a cup of tea.
Television is often blamed for killing off old-style cèilidhs, which would involve most people in a village gathering to hear songs and stories. In addition to being a noun, cèilidh is also used as a verb. Chaidh mi a chèilidh oirre means “I went to visit her”.
Tuesday, June 07, 2011
When celebrities meet celebrities – in pictures | Art and design | The Guardian
I met Martina Navratilova once when I cleared her lunch table on Aspen Mountain in the 80s. Not documented and I am not a celebrity.
These are brilliant.
Top universities a ‘breeding ground’ for Tories, warn Islamic groups

Islamic groups have accused top Universities of complacency in tackling the number of people on campus expressing the sort of views normally associated with members of the Conservative party.
Aadil Jabbour from Nottingham University’s Islamic Society said, “I think for too long there’s been complacency around these top universities. I don’t think they have been sufficiently willing to recognise the number of Tories preaching hysteria on their campuses.”
Banyan: The great wave | The Economist
Most Westerners, when viewing it, focus on the wave itself, which towers over Mount Fuji in a show of almost implacable force, all the more terrifying considering the three fragile boats under it. Neil MacGregor, director of the British Museum, wrote in “A History of the World in 100 Objects” that the picture reflected frightened fishermen and an insecure, cloistered Japan about to be forced by American gunboats into the modern world. But Japanese art critics differ—and they have a point. In the picture the boatmen look more serene than fearful, as their vessels slice through the waves. Their stillness in the face of danger is all the more poignant in Japan, as they have a job to do. They are racing to deliver fresh fish to market, and yet they remain, as far as many Japanese see it, in delicate balance with nature.
Since the March 11th tsunami, once again Japan is examining itself through the prism of a great wave. What it sees can at first strike an outsider as oddly romantic. Talk to mayors of port cities up and down the stricken north-eastern coast of Honshu, Japan’s main island, and they almost invariably describe the mighty ocean as a friend and source of hope—even though some lost loved ones, homes and businesses in the onslaught.
In Japan at large some people (though woefully few national politicians) feel that the destruction wrought by nature has revived a sense of purpose; some have even taken it as a cue to get married and procreate. During two decades of constipated economics and politics, the deadening sense grew that Japan had lost its appetite for risk, whether entrepreneurial derring-do or even, in the context of a population that had begun to shrink, the risk of picking the wrong mate. But with a disaster on a biblical scale in March, the Japanese bowed to no one. Some fishermen, faced with 40-foot (12-metre) waves, took to their boats and headed straight over them: echoes of Hokusai’s deliverymen. Granted, that was the best way to save their boats. But how refreshing if it were to reflect a reawakened sense of courage in the country as a whole.
Titanic II sinks on maiden voyage - Telegraph

It's all a bit embarrassing and I got pretty fed up with people asking me if I had hit an iceberg.
Carbon Tax Protesters Take to the Streets
Monday, June 06, 2011
A study of antimatter, once only in the realm of science fiction, will now shed light on the universe | The Australian
Now antimatter atoms have been caged for long enough to study them in detail.
An experiment at CERN, the Geneva-based European Organisation for Nuclear Research, has managed to capture 309 antihydrogen atoms for 1,000 seconds, or 16 minutes, at a time.
The accomplishment is unlikely to lead to the faster-than-light travel of Star Trek however. As CERN scientists point out, even if they assembled all of the antimatter they had ever made and annihilated it, there would not be enough energy to light an electric light bulb for more than a few minutes. But being able to scrutinise antimatter could shed light on the nature of the Universe.
Antihydrogen has been produced in particle accelerators, but it was almost instantly destroyed when it encountered normal matter. The longest it had previously been stored for was two tenths of a second.
"We have the antihydrogen right where we want it," said Professor Jeffrey Hangst, of the University of Aarhus, Denmark, who led the experiment.
Bobby Hebb "Sunny" (1966).
Hebb's parents, William and Ovalla Hebb, were both blind musicians. Hebb and his older brother Harold performed as a song-and-dance team in Nashville, beginning when Bobby was three and Harold was nine. Hebb performed on a TV show hosted by country music record producer Owen Bradley, which earned him a place with Grand Ole Opry star Roy Acuff.
Written and proformed by Bobby Hebb. It is one of the most covered popular songs, with hundreds of versions released. BMI rates "Sunny" number 25 in its "Top 100 songs of the century".
"Sunny" has been covered by, among others, Boney M, Cher, Georgie Fame, Johnny Rivers, Stevie Wonder, Frank Sinatra with Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, the Electric Flag, The Four Seasons, the Four Tops, James Brown, Wilson Pickett, Les McCann, Dusty Springfield, and The Alex Trio featuring David Wise.
Hebb wrote the song after suffering a double tragedy - a national loss followed by a personal one: On 22 November 1963, the day after US President John F. Kennedy was assassinated, Hebb's older brother Harold was killed in a knife fight outside a Nashville nightclub. Hebb was devastated by both events and many critics say that those events inspired the tune. Others claims Bobby wrote the song for God.
"Sunny" was recorded at Bell Sound Studios in New York City and released as a single in 1966. It met an immediate success, which resulted in Hebb touring in 1966 with The Beatles.
Dear Me: Letters by Luminaries to Their 16-Year-Old Selves | Brain Pickings
Did Leonardo Da Vinci Invent The Yorkshire Pudding?

Sunday, June 05, 2011
Potholes are our friends

Wave At The Bus

An Antipodean Eye: abrolhos ~ keep your eyes open

If you are having trouble working out the picture, it's a screen grab off google earth. The white area is a southerly swell breaking on shallow coral reef. The pale blue area slightly off centre is a sand hole in the reef in about 5m of water.
The sand hole first started to form 381 years ago today, when on her maiden voyage the VOC ship, the Batavia, ran aground on a moonlit night with little swell. The watchman mistook the surf for the moon's shimmer and the ship rammed into the reef under full sail. Half a mile either way and they would have sailed clean through the Houtman Abrolhos without ever realising. As it was, the pride of the Dutch fleet was doomed to break up on Morning Reef over the next week or so. The already mutinous crew and terrified passengers were either, ferried on the ship's longboat to nearly islands, which were sandy cays at best, or drowned trying to swim there. Some non swimmers stayed on the broken ship drinking the liquor and parading the deck drunkenly in the captain's finery, before belatedly drifting ashore some days later, with the rats, on the spars and rigging of the 600t ship.
Let's Twist again 50 Years of the Twist| Music | The Guardian

The absence of body contact is significant. Rather than going through a set of predetermined steps, you are free to use dancing as a means of self-expression, of doing your own thing, though that phrase will not come into use until the 60s have become fully swinging. It is a narcissistic dance, but it also gives you the chance to watch your partner's moves, and read their intentions. And since you are not physically attached to your partner, there is nothing to stop you drifting away to dance with someone else who has caught your eye (of course, you can also have that humiliation visited upon you, and find yourself dancing alone). Finally, there is no leader: here is the first dance in which the genders are created equal.
Fifty years ago, this felt like a revolution. One evening in the late summer of 1961, I was invited to a teenage party at which a very pretty girl and I were the only ones who knew how to do the Twist. The others gathered round, watching eagerly and then trying for themselves this move that seemed to demolish not just the dance styles but the moral and social structures of the past. Their expressions were those of Mad Men's junior account executives and secretaries. For a while, the Twist was ours and ours alone. But not for long.
No one knows how the Twist began. The word was used in connection with dancing in a number of songs during the first half of the 20th century, but the song itself seems to have been written, in its first form, in 1957 by Brother Joseph Wallace of the Sensational Nightingales, a prominent gospel group. Its profoundly secular nature prevented him performing it himself, but when the Nightingales found themselves sharing a Florida hotel with the popular (and very secular) Hank Ballard and the Midnighters, Wallace offered them his song. Ballard modified the melody and chords to fit the conventional 12-bar blues structure, and the following year, at the Cincinnati studio of King Records, the group committed the result to tape.
King Records' boss was Syd Nathan, an archetypal cigar-chomping philistine who liked the Twist so little that it first saw the light of day, in January 1959, as the B-side of a ballad called Teardrops On Your Letter, which edged its way into the Top 100. As occasionally happened, however, disc jockeys decided they preferred the Twist and played it at teenage functions. It won particular favour in Baltimore, where the audience at a TV show for local teens made up a dance to go with it.
This was quickly spotted by Philadelphia-based disc jockey Dick Clark, who already had a national following for his own TV show, American Bandstand, which was broadcast in an early evening slot on weekdays. Barely into his 30s, the clean-cut Clark was building an empire, and his cultural impact and commercial power were already enormous. As the author of a book called Your Happiest Years, which included chapters entitled "Good Manners are Good Sense" and "Teenagers and Parents Can Be Friends", he had initial reservations about the propriety of the Twist's pelvic movements. But his sharp business instincts had led him to cultivate mutually profitable relationships inside the music business, and he was quick to suggest to his old friend Bernie Lowe, co-owner of Philadelphia's Cameo and Parkway labels, that it would be a good idea to record a cover version of this new song, to feature on his show.
Lowe selected one of his contracted artists, a cheerful, good-looking, puppy-fattish 19-year-old called Ernest Evans whose professional name, Chubby Checker, paid homage to Fats Domino, but whose previous recordings had provoked little response. The job of making the record was given to Dave Appell, a former dance-band guitarist who had become Cameo-Parkway's house arranger. Appell changed the underlying rhythm from the jazzy shuffle of Ballard's original to an even eight-to-the-bar feel derived from Latin music – a pattern that became identified as the Twist beat – and inserted a gritty tenor saxophone solo.
Chubby Checker and the Twist were duly given their first national exposure in August 1960 to the broader audience offered by Clark's Saturday night show, broadcast from New York. The singer gave the audience his famous advice on how to master the dance – "Just pretend you're wiping your bottom with a towel as you get out of the shower, while putting out a cigarette with both feet" – and a month later the record was No 1 in the national charts. By the end of the year, however, it had been forgotten. The Twist already seemed to have gone the way of its predecessors, in double-quick time.
As things turned out, it was only sleeping, and 1961 was destined to be the year of the Twist. At the start of the year Checker had a second No 1 with another dance-craze song, Pony Time, but his next record was a flop. He needed another hit, and in May he was back in Cameo-Parkway's studio to record a song called Let's Twist Again, composed by Dave Appell with Kal Mann, Bernie Lowe's business partner and a former comedy writer. According to Mann, it took all of five minutes to assemble a song clearly designed to do little more than squeeze out the last drop of juice from the original idea. More tuneful than the original, it reached the US Top 10. Elsewhere, meanwhile, events were conspiring to revive what had begun to look like a time-expired fad.
On West 45th Street in midtown Manhattan, a small nightclub called the Peppermint Lounge was setting aside its past as a sleazy leather bar. Owned by the Genovese crime family, and operated by one of its underbosses, Matty "The Horse" Ianniello, as part of a string of strip clubs and gay bars, it had acquired as resident band a young New Jersey group called Joey Dee and the Starliters. They were joined on stage by three teenage girls from Spanish Harlem who had turned up at the club one night in high bouffant hairdos, lavish mascara and matching frocks, with Kleenex stuffed in their bras, and were given a job as the world's first go-go dancers. Later they would become known as the Ronettes, but for now they merely gyrated while the Starliters' high-energy versions of current hits pulled in crowds of young dancers.
Since the club was licensed to hold no more than 178 people, those crowds could never be huge. What counted was not the size but the nature of the audience, for in the late summer of 1961 the Peppermint Lounge enlisted the services of Earl Blackwell, publisher of the Celebrity Register, to arrange visits by a couple of New York columnists: Igor Cassini, who contributed gossip items to the daily Journal-American under the byline "Cholly Knickerbocker", and Eugenia Sheppard, a fashion writer for the Herald Tribune. Both gave prominent mentions to the club, and to the sudden blossoming of the Twist fad, and the warmth of their approval encouraged a flock of celebrities to follow in their footsteps. Before long columnists were recording the presence of Marilyn Monroe, Truman Capote, Greta Garbo, Tennessee Williams, Elsa Maxwell, Noël Coward, Norman Mailer and the offspring of various European royal families. Doormen were being bribed to secure admission for celebrities emerging from Rolls-Royces. As the Cotton Club was to the 20s and Studio 54 would be to the 70s, so the Peppermint Lounge was to its brief era.
Suddenly the Twist was reborn, with a vigour that grew exponentially. Within weeks, Joey Dee and the Starliters were not only topping the charts with Peppermint Twist but entertaining Manhattan's social elite at a charity ball in the Plaza hotel and a party at the Museum of Modern Art. Jackie Kennedy, the epitome of the new carefree spirit of the post-Eisenhower era, did the Twist in a Capri nightspot. Anthropologists and psychologists were asked for their opinions, and the dance made the cover of Time magazine. Checker's The Twist topped the chart for a second time. Arthur Murray, the dance teacher, added it to his curriculum, setting an example followed with some reluctance by Fred Astaire's nationwide chain of academies. Suddenly almost every new record seemed to have Twist in the title, from future classics such as Sam Cooke's Twistin' The Night Away, Gary US Bonds' Twist, Twist Senora and the Isley Brothers' Twist And Shout, to countless examples of exploitative dross. And, inevitably, Hollywood started taking an interest.
Twist Around The Clock was launched on 30 December 1961, with the craze at its height. A barely disguised low-budget rewrite of Rock Around The Clock, it was advertised with the slogan "It's twist-errific!" and featured Checker, Dion DiMucci and the Marcels with such songs as Twist Along, Twistin' USA and The Twist Is Here To Stay. The following day a competing film, Hey, Let's Twist, hit the cinemas, centring on the Peppermint Lounge, with Joey Dee featured as an ambitious young singer and Joe Pesci, a sometime guitarist with the Starliters, making his uncredited screen debut as a dancer in the club scenes (the Ronettes were to have been given roles as the Starliters' girlfriends, until the film's producers clocked their skin pigment). In Britain, where Let's Twist Again reached No 2 in the charts, the film industry followed suit, recruiting Checker to sing something called The Lose Your Inhibitions Twist in Dick Lester's It's Trad, Dad!, which also featured Acker Bilk, Kenny Ball and Chris Barber.
Checker rerecorded Let's Twist Again in German, for an audience also dancing to Der Liszt Twist. In France there was Twist à Saint-Tropez, by Dick Rivers et Les Chats Sauvages, while Johnny Hallyday invited his followers to Viens Danser Le Twist. But by the time the Beatles brought their first album to a climax with their raucous, Hamburg-honed version of Twist And Shout at the beginning of 1963, the whole business had become the inevitable victim of overexposure. To its early adopters, it was history.
The Peppermint Lounge would lose first its celebrity clientele and then its liquor licence, but it could be credited with popularising the idea of the discotheque: a phenomenon that, with or without go-go girls, would be a great deal harder to eradicate than the dance that made its name. What the Twist had done, however, was create a powerful hunger among modernist youth for new dance crazes based on the template of dancing on the spot, with no contact. And so along came the Locomotion, the Fly, the Madison, the Hitch Hike, the Watusi, the Hully Gully, the Frug, the Stroll, the Monkey, the Dog, the Mashed Potato and countless others, including that nameless creation, beloved of mods, in which all movement was reduced to the merest twitch of one knee and a barely perceptible shrug of the shoulders: it was, as New Orleans R&B singer Chris Kenner would proclaim in 1962, the Land Of 1,000 Dances indeed.
And when I watch that Mad Men scene now, there's something in it I recognise from the teenage party of half a century ago: the faces, with their look of joy and discovery. It was only a dance, for heaven's sake, but it opened up a world.
Ray Condo Band : "Come Back To Me"
Saturday, June 04, 2011
Koala Patrol
As I was waiting for a bus this evening, this little guy sauntered past and sat in the middle of the road in Reynella. I eventually managed to chase him off the road and into a small tree where he would be safe in the short term.
Derby Day
This year’s race is of particular interest because The Queen has a horse running, Carlton house trained by Sir Michael Stoute at Newmarket. This is her tenth runner in the race, her first being Aureole in 1953 which finished second but this year looks to be her best chance so far of having a winner. Carlton House
Friday, June 03, 2011
Photo Hunt: Dirty
There are always dirty implements and tools that need to be cleaned during our cooking classes. Luckily we share the pain.
Skywatch Friday
Wednesday, June 01, 2011
Live beef exports ban a threat to delicate trade dispute | Crikey
Disturbing evidence of the appalling conditions at some Indonesian abattoirs and the decision to ban Australian live exports to those facilities threatens to exacerbate an already delicate trade dispute between the two countries.
Over the past year meat exporters including Australia have raised objections to an Indonesian government decision to drastically reduce the quantity of imported livestock and packaged meat in an attempt to boost the local industry.
A recent report in Indonesian news magazine Globe Asia delved into the issue.
Last year Australian live cattle imports into Indonesia shrunk by more than 30%, and the quotas for this year have been limited to 500,000 head. The cuts form part of the Ministry of Agriculture’s plan for the archipelago to achieve beef self-sufficiency by 2014.
The import cuts go beyond live cattle exports — this year Indonesia reduced boxed beef imports by 58%, setting the cap at 50,000 tonnes. (In April, the figure was increased to 72,000.)
But the cut to imports have failed to stimulate the Indonesia cattle industry, which was ill prepared to fill the considerable gap. It has pushed up beef prices across Indonesia and prompted fears of food shortages.
As the Globe Asia article explains:
“What is clear is that the Indonesian government cannot handle increasing demand for beef while simultaneously curbing imports: Domestic production is simply not capable of filling the gap.
“A case in point occurred in September 2010 when beef prices in Jakarta skyrocketed ahead of the Idul Fitri holiday due to undersupply, which local traders blamed squarely on the agriculture ministry’s efforts to curb imports. The situation only got worse.
“Given higher prices and lack of supply, Indonesian cattle owners decided to make a quick buck by slaughtering breeding female cows to meet demand, dealing a major blow to government efforts to increase the country’s domestic herd size as part of its self-sufficiency blueprint.
“The Ministry of Agriculture rushed to pass a regulation banning livestock owners from slaughtering breeding females, but the damage had already been done. One meat importer estimates that ‘80 per cent to 90 per cent of what’s been killed at the moment in Indonesia is productive breeding females’.”
Just how the animal welfare issue — and the Australian government’s decision to suspend exports to 11 abattoirs — connects to the trade dispute is open to interpretation.
Australia shipped $684.5 million worth of live cattle last year, with Indonesia accounting for a little under 60% of the trade, so the stakes are significant.
On one reading, the ban will serve as a shot across the bows at the Indonesians to make clear they do not hold all the power in determining export patterns. While the Australian government appears caught unawares by the issue, it seized the moment to make a point to the Indonesians.
But on another reading the Indonesians will be unfussed by Australia’s move, which only reinforces the logic behind its move towards self-sufficiency. The ban may even prompt the affected abattoirs to turn to Indonesian cattle, which will be subject to the country’s more relaxed approach to animal rights.
Either way, it is unlikely the Indonesians will be rushing to improve the conditions of its abattoirs.
That was certainly the message from Indonesia yesterday. According to news agency AAP, Indonesia’s deputy Agriculture Minister Bayu Krisnamurthi said the ball was in Canberra’s court.
“We are one of their biggest markets,” he said. “So it’s also their interest to make sure Indonesian market still will be open.”
An open market, indeed.
So there you have it, the Indonesian point of view. Interesting.