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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Howard Calls for Heavy Armour to boost sagging polls


Based on the current polls, HowardCo will need one of these to get the election poll bounce, much anticipated by most of the Australian media and still to appear.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a mirage?

No! It's a worm! It's a slug! It's a cow pat!

In reality it is looking more like something which leaves from Cape Canaveral may be what is needed.

Slow and steady Kevvie, roundly criticised and speared for the last few weeks by the media, continues to rise in the polls.

Next up desperate election tactics, including cabinet reshuffles, pork barrelling, smear campaigns, scare tactics and the like.

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