In a move to revamp the ailing Adelaide Public Transportation System, plagued with cost overruns, full buses, late running schedules and general decrepitude, South Australian Transport Minister Pat Conlon announced the appointment of an experienced "fixer" to overhaul the system. Justifying the selection of an overseas candidate, Conlon stated that this guy has years of experience talking to trains and buses, balancing the books and fixing crises.
Detailed review of the candidates experience suggests a a dodgy safety record, which has been reported regularly on ABC Childrens Television.
Rumours that the new candidate was proposing to cancel the current proposed new tram rolling stock in favour of a simpler approach have been vigorously denied.
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