Feel free to try to translate the following sentences using your Haggis land language knowledge to replace the words in brackets, Less than 100 percent means that you are probably not Scottish.
1. This weather certainly is (really windy), and it is really getting to be a pain in the (ass).
2. It was an absolute (chaotic, fussy mess) at the cruise ship terminal, and they lost my suitcase, so I had to go to dinner in my shorts, all (skinny legs) and everything!
3. My bracelet got itself in a big (tangled mess) with my jacket, and I ended up shaking hands with the Queen with one hand tucked into my (armpit).