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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Australians Awake! Big Brother is Watching You

From Crikey's Daily Email.

This kind of stuff is very disturbing and more in tune with Bush's Department of Homeland Security than Australia, but apparently not. More amazing is that it is being spearheaded by Howardistas.

The government is proposing a dramatic extension of snooping powers of employers as part of an ongoing co-option of the private sector into the national security state framework.

In particular, the protection of "critical infrastructure" has allowed the development of a complex and highly-rewarding partnership between governments and the private sector.

The private sector, across areas such as transport, communications, IT and energy, is a willing participant in the process of establishing a system for monitoring and protecting their facilities and the public infrastructure they use, all in the name of preventing or effectively responding to terrorism.

After all, the process allows companies access to government funding for the maintenance and upgrading of monitoring and information-collection systems they would otherwise have to invest in themselves, enables – in the name of greater security – the development of new regulatory requirements that raise the barriers to entry for possible competitors, and transfers an element of operational risk to taxpayers.

In return, governments get compliant supporters of the absurdity of the national security state – the state that requires us to suspend our critical faculties and accept long screening queues at airports, security agents who abduct people and gaol sentences for making a joke about bombs in the wrong place.

The test for any of these national security proposals should always be what might be christened the Haneef Test: would you trust the clowns who bungled that investigation, either through malice or incompetence, with even greater powers than they already have? And in this case, even if you trusted the judgement of the Australian Federal Police or ASIO, would you trust employers with the power to monitor your communications?


Now I am realistic enough to know that our computer management people can log on and see what I am doing at any time. Good luck with those boring emails guys. That said, it appears very sinister from my cynical viewpoint. What are we really scared of here. Or is the Australian Government doing what George and his buddies did to scare the bejezus out of most Americans and ram through some of the most insidious civil rights violations on their citizens and citizens of many other countries. Ugly stuff.

And what does this mean in practice? Really stupid stuff like this as described by a Crikey commenter.

My Australian born niece lives and works in the UK and in 2007 married a UK national. They recently returned home and my niece thought it an opportune time to change her Australian passport to her married name. She was informed that this is not possible as Australia no longer recognises marriages contracted by its citizens outside of Australia for security reasons. When she offered to have a second marriage in Australia she was informed that would be illegal as she was already married. However, she could have an Australian passport if she changed her name by deed poll. She asked if she if she changed her name to Mickey Mouse by deed poll would she get a passport. Silence!


Hello Australia. Your civil rights are being dramatically eroded and it is not Philip the Ghoul Haddock who is running the show. It is your friendly Labor snoops. Don't let your friends or relatives become the next Dr Haneef.

I am a little Nomophobic


Photo from Chris Jordan Worth having a look at his stuff.

Last week I dropped my whiz bang company mobile phone into a small rock pool taking the dog for a walk at the beach at Brighton. Yes I know, we have all the UK town names here in South Australia. Other than the immediate disappointment at my bad luck when the phone decided to glow for a few minutes and then turn off, life went on for the rest of the evening.

I reverted to my older Nokia phone, which while not quite so fancy is simple and reliable and you can actually make and receive calls to people. Amazing concept for a mobile phone No extraneous stuff like cameras, MP3 players, blue tooth and the like, but we all have our hardships. It made me realise how much I would miss having a mobile phone and how grateful I was that I could just charge up the battery and swap the sim card and carry on..

While the always available world that we live in today is almost a requirement for work, it grates against my wish for privacy. Personally I am not much of a texter and most of my calls are actually to and from my wife, but it is nice to have a phone available all the time, given that I am the primary contact for the school. I often turn it off outside work hours and rarely answer in the evening.

I have lived in two countries with huge mobile phone addictions, Singapore and Australia and have certainly travelled to others (Have you seen a Philippino text?).
I can remember first coming to Australia in the late 1990s and noticing how prevelent they were. While I was in Singapore in the mid 1990s, the transition from the pager to the mobile phone was really taking off. I remember noticing pagers, with their distinctive sounds a lot when I first went there and hardly noticing them when I left in 2001. Mobile phones were everywhere, reasonably cheap and quite the novelty during that period. People used them all the time, with the Singapore specialty being talking loudly and taking calls in the middle of cinemas. Exasperating. Not as annoying as the infuriating ring tones that invade our lives today however.

Here in Australia, Telstra are moving everyone in country areas from the CDMA network onto Next G (whatever that means)and there is a great deal of cynicism about coverage in rural areas. There has been a wholesale change over in handsets for many people and real issues with whether the new technology will work outside the major centres. A hundred miles from nowhere is a good place to have a phone and coverage. As part of this plan many of the rural telephone boxes, icons of Australian rural life are being removed. Good luck if you need to make a call, regardless of the cost. Similar issues with the internet, where coverage is crap and expensive once you get out of the cities. The Rudd Government plan to fix both issues. Good luck.

This on the other hand is madness and indication of a life a little out of control, where your schedule and those of your friends is completely dictated by access to a mobile phone. OK I showed my age there.

A recent study has discovered that we are so dependent on our phones that when we find ourselves without them, discover that the battery has run out or are forced to switch them off, 53 per cent of us experience acute anxiety and stress - a “condition” so prevalent that it has even been given a name, nomophobia.


I am pretty sure I could do it, but it would be quite an adjustment. I am happy to carry on with my backup, but I would be stuck if that one gets run over by a bus.

Thanks Blognor Regis

Revealed! What I wear under my kilt



Jocko Underwear. Now you know. This guy looks like he has two or three haggises stuffed down there.

Thanks I love Bacon (I do too).

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Monday, April 14, 2008

Latest Australian Tourist Advert



I have been here for five years now and no bites yet.

Lara Bingle, where the bloody hell are you?

Thanks Absolutely True

Bloggers You Are All Appreciated Today



Pissed off? Burned Out? Uninspired? Exhausted? Blogged Out? Unappreciated? Uncommented? Nobody Reading Your Blog? All of the Above?

Fear Not! Today Darren has proclaimed to be Unofficial Blogger Appreciation Day

Allow me to say that I agree. You are all appreciated. Thanks to all the people who have commented, complimented, criticised, encouraged, laughed, enjoyed, provided feedback, linked to me, provided inspiration...

And now your reward. Something upbeat needed.

Bring it on Sir Cliff!



Now doesn't that feel better.

OK. Get back to the keyboards now.

Photo Hunt : Twisted












My mind may be twisted, but that is difficult to portray in a photograph.

Take my kids to the park on the other hand, it is easy to demonstrate that they are twisted.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Working Class and Small Town America Not Barracking for Obama


Senator Top End of Town Obama has announced a new break through strategy to change the way he is viewed in small town and working class America.

At a recent fundraiser,

he explained his struggles appealing to working-class voters by saying they were frustrated with the loss of jobs under both Republican and Democratic administrations over the last decade, adding: "It's not surprising that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment."


Obviously a battler image will endear me to Americans from the school of hard knocks said Senator Obama.

Meanwhile Former President for Life and his Wanna Be President for Life had no comment. We will reserve judgement on this one they said.

Sports Injury Earns a Dollar


Ryan started soccer football practice this week and his mate managed to hit him in the mouth with the ball when he was shooting for goal. He managed to dislodge his wobbly tooth and Ryan ended up swallowing it. He was sure it was stuck in his throat and was bummed when I told him as a joke that he wouldn't be able to prove to the tooth fairy that it had come out. I took this photograph instead and gave him a dollar.

Funny we were talking about getting hospital cover for just this sort of occurrence just this week. It would more than likely be for them rather than us. They are both entering a dangerous age for accidents.

Well If I Do Say So Myself





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A master blogger
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By comparison, James is a Dance Involving Little or No Clothing. Interesting.

Thanks, the Banshee Like Jams O'Donnell.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

China is Getting Ready


Kiwi Pulse has more and the background to the campaign.

Warhol on Ice


Haven't done this for a while. Here are Ryan and I being Way Cool Man. Or should that be Chillin' Dude?

Thanks Nunyaa and Kate for reminding me and for the chance to join in.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Work Transition Ongoing



In consulting there are always peaks and valleys in work load. If the valleys go on too long, you lose your job. The key is to hang in their when things are a little quiet.

I got lucky today. Two of my colleagues decided to tidy up my work area. You should have seen it before, but it certainly didn't look like this. I wonder how long I can hold this together.

This is exactly what happened when my wife first moved into my apartment in Singapore. A big clean out.

Thanks Michelle and Jessica.

One of the photographs is my desk. The other is Jessicas, which looks like this all the time.

Star Wars Death Star Final Assault Ends in Court Fight


Two examples of nutty lawsuits. How much money does George Lucas need?


The lawyers working late that night were preparing to do battle with the opposing legal armies of George Lucas, the creator of the Star Wars films, over who owns the copyright on the stormtrooper uniforms, the headgear of the imperial fighter pilots and the helmet designed for Luke Skywalker as he led the final assault on the Death Star in the first film of the original trilogy.

Lucas’s business empire claims that it owns all the rights to the uniforms, while the lawyers at SimmonsCooperAndrew will argue that the rights are in fact vested in an obscure prop designer from Twickenham who made the first helmets and suits for the 1977 film.




And in Australia, Darrell Lea Chocolates have fended off Cadbury's in an attempt to get them to stop using purple in their marketing and wrapping materials.

The Federal Court has dismissed an application by Cadbury Schweppes that the use of purple by Darrell Lea amounted to misleading and deceptive conduct.

Justice Peter Heerey said he was not persuaded that Darrell Lea in using purple had passed off its business or products as those of Cadbury or had contravened the Trade Practices Act.


How can someone trademark the colour purple?

Google Related Fatwa Imminent


I noticed yesterday that I had a lot of google image hits for "sexy hijab" and found that I rank highest in google image search for that term. Scary stuff.

I will have to be careful that I am not fatwa'd.

Not Too Keen For Work Today


OK Maybe not too bad by comparison.

If You Can Read This It May Be Safe To Drive


Unfortunately some people will be too pissed to read it.