In a break from tradition, the Australian Election Kick Off has moved from Pamplona to coincide with the Running of the Bullshit to Buñol to coincide with their annual tomato food fight.
Take that Rudd! I'm going to ketchup! Splat!
Take that Howard! Allow me to squish you! Splosh!
Splat! Splosh!....
I mean that is going to be the high point of what promises to be a miserable, depressing "he said she said" rush to the bottom, election season laced with rumour gossip scandal and the rush to be less bad than the other guy.
Today is exactly three years since the last election. Might as well settle it with a food fight.
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