The Shipping Forecast was one of my favourites from my childhood when basically radio had two channels, on and off. I like this alternative from one of Mutley's groupies.
* Virgin
* North Useless
* South Useless
* Forty-year-old
* Crotchety
* Forsyth
* Twine
* Dogging
* Fisherman's friend
* German's Bight
* Humbug
* Thamesbarrier
* BenDover
* Allwight
* Pottyland
* Plymsole
* Biscuit
* Nelson
* FredAstaire
* Soul
* Bundy
* Fishnet
* Irish Sink
* Shannon Matthews
* Rocket
* Mahler
* Hippies
* Old Bailey
* Fair Trade
* Faeries
* Southeast Iceland terror zone
Here in South Australia, we don't have a shipping forecast. Just a common or garden boring "fine weather for the next 365 days with a few light intermissions to allow for some flushing of our local streams."