What Ho! I'm a trifle miffed old boy.
Robert Caton, 50, went to the supermarket to remonstrate with managers after the bed he ordered was delivered without a mattress.
Unhappy with their response he flew into a drunken rage before driving his 1983 Rolls Royce Silver Spirit through the store's plate glass window as shoppers and staff dived for cover.
Moments before he had asked a security guard how long it would take to evacuate the store.