Sunday, February 21, 2010

Old Jokes du Jour - Maggie's Farm

- So this baby seal walks into a club...

- A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

- A fellow goes to a restaurant and asks the waiter for a cup of coffee without cream. A few moments later the waiter returns and says, “Sorry, we’re all out of cream, it will have be without milk.”

- An out of work geophysicist goes into a McDonald’s to ask for a job. He fills out an application and as the manager reads it he says, “I know I'm overqualified but I can do the work and I need the job”.
The manager answers back “It’s not that, it’s just that most of our geophysicists have PhDs.”

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1 comment:

James Higham said...

They're rather clean, Colin.