Friday, January 01, 2010

Mr Penquin goes on holiday to Australia

A penguin, bored with the Antarctic weather, was on holiday driving through outback Australia when he started hearing a strange knocking sound from the car’s engine. Knowing how dangerous it would be for a polar sea-bird to be stuck in the middle of the desert, he quickly pulled into the next service-station.

The mechanic took a quick look at the car, and said “Mate, it’ll take me a few minutes to find out what’s going on”, so the penguin ducked (penguined?) into the shop and bought an ice-cream. Unfortunately, the hot sun was melting the ice-cream, and penguin flippers not being the most dextrous of limbs, he got as much ice-cream on his face as he did in his mouth.

Rather annoyed now, the penguin went back to the mechanic to see what was wrong. The mechanic looked at the penguin for a moment, and shook his head.

“Mate, I’m sorry, but it looks like you’ve blown a seal.”

“No, no!”, replied the penguin. “It’s only ice-cream!”


River said...

Ha Ha, that's funny.

Jayne said...

PMSL Gold!

James Higham said...

Penguins always were dirty buggers.

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