Friday, November 04, 2011

Everyone needs a portable fart cushion


The Flat-D Chair Pad is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is placed on your favorite chair. The user is virtually unaware of its presence because it is thin and comfortable. It is also inconspicuous to others viewing it. The black activated charcoal cloth pad is washable and reusable. Many users get several months of use out of it. When gas is expelled the pad absorbs the odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or fart. This flatulence filter thin cloth pad has high absorption of flatulance odor or flatus. It utilizes the highest grade of activated charcoal available to guard or protect you for your bloating or digestion needs.

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Jim McKee said...

I had an idea like this a couple of years ago... A filter that would go in your underwear, that was like an air freshener... When you broke wind, it would smell like lavender, or vanilla, or whatever scent you choose. My wife laughed at me, but I think it could work.

Colin Campbell said...

Why would you want to? That is every man's right to let rip.