Thursday, July 01, 2010

North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment, reports say | Adelaide Now

Unfortunately, crazed dictator Kim Jong-il chose the 7-0 mauling at the hands of Portugal to be the first football game ever broadcast in the impoverished communist nation.

"The Portuguese won the game and now have four points," the Korean Central Broadcasting commentator said at the conclusion of the match. "We are ending our live broadcast now." It then cut to factory workers and engineers praising the Dear Leader.

Seems the result may not have tallied too well with Kim Jong-il's narrative that North Korea is a socialist paradise populated by athletic supermen.

Moon Ki-Nam, a former North Korean coach who fled the country in 2004, told reporters: “The players and coach are rewarded with huge houses when they win. But they have to atone for losing by being sent to work in the coal mines.”

The glorious leader will have to go too since he reportedly coached from his mobile phone.

Kim Jong-Su, the general secretary of the North Korean FA, has said the Dear Leader gave 'in-depth guidance' on how to develop the game in the country and the coach himself has claimed he received regular tactical advice during matches, apparently using mobile phones that are not visible to the naked eye."

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/06/16/north-koreas-kim-jong-ils-super-human-tec...

Even if it is not true, it is funny.

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Jayne said...

The lunatic could be a stand up comedian.
If we didn't want to use him as a ships anchor :P

Colin Campbell said...

The Glorious Leader is always good for some laughs. Wouldn't want to live there.

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