Playing Barbies

Hannah and Ryan love to play Barbies together. At present it is Mummy's and Daddy's, with a good proportion of goolies, willies, boobies, bums, sexing (kissing), Star Wars, fighting, killing, kings and queens. The storyline changes so fast it is hard to understand. At the moment it is the Queen of the Universe, who is going to cause death and destruction for all the other poor participants in the game...and now she is a dog taking residence in the dog basket.. and now we are playing video games....whisper whisper..giggle giggle giggle. What does ticker head mean? It means you are a pop off! Dad what does dick head mean? Me-no comment.... This is boring, when can we play Superheroes? Exit stage left to gather Superhero characters in his bedroom. In comes Batman. I am Batman AAAaaa booom! Who do you want to be? I want to be Batman. No you always win in the Superhero games......