Saturday, February 23, 2008

Alister Darling Set To Take the Reins at St James Park

Kevin Keegan is set to get the heave ho as the new sponsors of Newcastle are set exert their authority. Ticket prices are set to double to assist in paying off the debts acccumulated in paying of Toon Fans to stay loyal after another season of crap football from the St James's Park Boys. Scotland Yard are investigating the link between the collapse of the bank and the sponsorship deal.

If Mr Abramovich, a successful business man can lose 100 million pounds on Chelsea, just last year, then look for even bigger losses in the North East if the new owners' track record is anything to go by.

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