This Guys Tombstone will read "Choked to Death by 217 Fairy Cakes"
An inquest is to be held on a man who died during a contest to see who could eat the most fairy cakes.
The man, thought to be from Birmingham, collapsed at a Swansea nightclub during the event at the end of a party to raise funds for an art exhibition.
Police say there are no suspicious circumstances following the incident at the city's Monkey Cafe and Bar during the early hours of Friday.
I love the bit about no suspicious circumstances. So watch out mums when you plan those kids fairy parties.