Scrub a toilet.
Go to the dentist.
Eat a bucket of overcooked broccoli.
Fling my naked body into a large clump of stinging nettles.
Initiate a conversation with the weirdos who live at Number 1 in my apartment block and are always doing something vaguely creepy when I walk past.
Wear dangly gumnut earrings.
Utter the words, ‘You know, I think those Scientologists are just misunderstood.’
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