Her advice for wet glamour girls was gum boots and Dryzabone.
"I've got this wonderful coloured rain coat, I think my advice is to stay inside.
"You people at home are lucky. You can sit there and you won't be sinking in the mud as some of their ladies in their Jimmy Choos and their Manolo Blahniks."
She also praised the fashions at Flemington, despite the pouring rain.
"I think this is a marvellous opportunity for women to express themselves," she said.
"Aren't you sick of men in cargo pants with shaved heads and three day stubble? Or women in Crocs and tracksuits?"
Barry Humphries, you Sir are a genius.