Nicole Richie has reportedly banned her dad, awesome 80s singer Lionel Richie, from singing at her upcoming wedding to far less awesome 00s singer Joel Madden.
Joel told E! News that he'd "love Lionel to play a song" at their bash, which is rumoured to be scheduled for December.
But appearing at a signing for her new book Priceless, 29-year-old Nicole ended his dream, telling E! "I'm not down with that!" Boring.
You get a gig in front of 90,000 and get banned from singing at your kids wedding.