Saturday, March 15, 2008

Are You a Little Mad?

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity is to keep thinking like you think.

I have tried a few of these and am still married and hold down a job. Must try wierder things.

Thanks Theo


Kelley said...

My daughter says number 3 All The Freaking Time.

So she is mad. But it is no surprise really...

Colin Campbell said...

I used to have an inbox and an outbox, which were huge packing crates and some days I would love to do number 19.

Anonymous said...

I started laughing right from #1. This was very funny. Thanks for the laugh!!! :-)

LadyBanana said...

These are brilliant and I would love to have the nerve to do some of them!

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

I am going to try no.17 and see what effect it has on the Sicilians [that's assuming any money comes out, of course].

River said...

Once or twice I did actually say to my customers would you like fries with that, the cheeky ones who said yes, please got directions to the nearest McDonalds. Thanks for the laughs.

Bretwalda Edwin-Higham said...

Not a little mad - completely off my head!

Phil A said...

Re: "Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down"

I would bet money that a few would.

Tracey said...


I can tick a few of those boxes! It keeps people on their toes.

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