Adelaide Green Porridge Cafe: Glasgow Bomber

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Glasgow Bomber

Failed bomber Singe Majeep complains that every hospital meal consists of haggis, tatties & neeps.

Staff have reminded him that he's in the Burns unit.

5 Valuable Utterances:

Bag said...: lol; 3:16 AM
Jeremy Jacobs said...: I thought he was dead. Perhaps this week.; 11:02 PM
River said...: What are "neeps", please?; 6:39 PM
Colin Campbell said...: neeps are turnips. They are served mixed with tatties with haggis, yum. If you want to know more, there are lots of teuchter sites to whet your appetite.; 5:21 AM
Anonymous said...: 'Swedes are neeps', are they not?

all the best!
joe90

ps
this slogan was used by the Tartan Army during the Euro Finals held in Sweden.; 12:43 AM

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